Polls & Surveys - 8 January 2007

Why does girlfiend get all mad and stuff when I tell her, "Hey, Bootch, time to shave your moostache"?

2007-01-08 11:28:10 · 9 answers · asked by Hey What You Think? 1

2007-01-08 11:28:03 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous

I just want to go up to them and smack them.....

2007-01-08 11:27:02 · 17 answers · asked by ? 5

I keep logging back in to check the progress. See if he's healing properly.

Looking good, George!

2007-01-08 11:26:53 · 4 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6

what do they do behind the truth?

2007-01-08 11:26:31 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous

gone to a strip club? Did you like it? Did you spend a lot of money? Did you tell your woman that you went to a strip club?

2007-01-08 11:26:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

Which organ?

2007-01-08 11:26:08 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

with your erection when camping !!!

2007-01-08 11:25:38 · 18 answers · asked by Shredder 6

2007-01-08 11:25:01 · 16 answers · asked by bemusedconfused 3

Would it matter?

2007-01-08 11:24:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

...that 'your attorney' carries a leggo pistol into the courtroom instead of a briefcase?

2007-01-08 11:24:29 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-08 11:24:25 · 8 answers · asked by sky 1

....only wants to eat, sleep and shower whenever we're together? It's not even the fun showers or sleeping. She never wants to go out and do anything. I'm beginning to think she's ashamed to be seen with me.

2007-01-08 11:24:11 · 23 answers · asked by E_Soup 5

How are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.

How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
Make him wear shoes.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."

How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.

What's the best way to kill a man?
Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.

What's the smartest thing a man can say?
"My wife says..."

What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.

2007-01-08 11:23:32 · 10 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5

2007-01-08 11:22:52 · 19 answers · asked by the guy 2

2007-01-08 11:22:27 · 20 answers · asked by kimmycat 4

2007-01-08 11:22:20 · 21 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7

2007-01-08 11:21:00 · 18 answers · asked by ◄BamaBoy205► 5

I revealed a portion of my heart in my journal yesterday, and I couldn't go to sleep that night! I felt as if a big weight had been lifted of my shoulders which allowed me to ask questions again. I've had question asker's block for the past few days, but last night, I thought of over 20 questions in less than 10 minutes while I was in bed, waiting for sleep to come visit me.
I annoyed myself because questions kept popping into my brain, and I had to mentally tell myself, "Shut up, Salma."
It worked... Ha ha!

2007-01-08 11:20:50 · 31 answers · asked by Salma 4

2007-01-08 11:20:32 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous

I don't mean on 360, I mean here on P&S ?!
I just read a question by Bob Bob and I swear to Elmo it winked at me !!!!!

2007-01-08 11:20:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-08 11:19:26 · 12 answers · asked by × 7

2007-01-08 11:19:25 · 7 answers · asked by nαrcíssα [misses being a TC] 6

2007-01-08 11:19:15 · 25 answers · asked by Anashuya 6

2007-01-08 11:18:48 · 15 answers · asked by Ashley 4

2007-01-08 11:18:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

And what's the friggin difference?! I Know there's a difference W/ Ignorance involved...

2007-01-08 11:18:07 · 13 answers · asked by Paintspinner37 3

or do you just go with the flow...see what happens?

2007-01-08 11:18:00 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-08 11:17:10 · 10 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7

2007-01-08 11:16:59 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous