How are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
Make him wear shoes.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
What's the best way to kill a man?
Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.
What's the smartest thing a man can say?
"My wife says..."
What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.
2007-01-08 11:23:32 · 10 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
What's the best way to make a lady feel like a REAL lady?
Hand her an iron.
2007-01-08 11:27:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahaha right back at ya
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,"What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma ."
And they say blondes are dumb...
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower,"honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
PRAYER....
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I will beat him to death.
AMEN
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
2007-01-08 11:41:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did God create Men?
She made a mistake!!
2007-01-08 21:41:38 · answer #3 · answered by dragonfly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats cute
2007-01-08 11:32:08 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Thank you!
2007-01-08 11:28:21 · answer #5 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
*snicker*
Dragon totally agrees with you!! â¥
2007-01-08 11:27:42 · answer #6 · answered by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Come on Kizzy........IM me........still here !!
2007-01-08 11:30:44 · answer #7 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, i like these, they are funny!
2007-01-08 11:29:42 · answer #8 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like these!!!
2007-01-08 11:27:35 · answer #9 · answered by Pixie_Mummy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol ... your so right on target
2007-01-08 11:29:03 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋