It's like someone frequently changes the nozzle head on my hose and I'm always in for a potential surprise. I thought I was gonna be peeing straight on target today, but nope. That'd be too easy. It's on the floor, in the air, and on my shoe. Not to mention the dribble. Too many times I've had to hang out in the bathroom and while I vigorously rubbed the dribble stain on my pants dry.
Middle of the night urges? Forget it. Bleary eyed, half awake, and possible standing captain. That's an automatic sit down operation. Damned my machismo. One minute sitting down is better than three spent disinfecting a mess on the floor.
2006-12-06
05:01:12
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