A man was seriously ill in hospital so his family called their priest to offer him comfort. As the priest stood at the side of the bed the man started thrashing around frantically and turning blue.
"I think he wants to tell us something," said the priest, "get him a piece of paper."
Within moments, he'd written something on the paper and handed it back to the priest but before it could be read, the poor man died!
Some time later, as the bereaved family left the hospital, the priest suddenly remembered the piece of paper that he'd put in his pocket.
"I think it may be the right time to read his last words," said the priest. "It says, get off the f**king oxygen pipe - you're standing on it."
2007-02-07
11:54:18
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