I lawyer was standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back and neck. "He turns around and says what the hell do you think you are doing?" The guy behind him says "I am a chiropractor and I am keeping in practice while waiting in line" The lawyer replys "well I am a lawyer but yopu don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"

2007-02-03 17:16:54 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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whats your favorite kind of hersheys kiss?

i like the ones with caramel in them.

2007-02-03 17:16:45 · 28 answers · asked by IDNTGIVASHT 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Why is the chip on your shoulder...?

and not in your mouth!!!?
Is that crunchy or what?

2007-02-03 17:16:15 · 8 answers · asked by Sherluck 6 in Polls & Surveys

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why girls have long hair and boy short hair?

who make this rule?

2007-02-03 17:15:52 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what is big, black, and goes ding dong?

2007-02-03 17:15:49 · 11 answers · asked by twisteditstrue 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Would You Do This to a Man???

Give a oral pleasures to a uncircumcised man??

2007-02-03 17:15:27 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Dont you think Prince and Micheal Jackson should be twins there both wierd ?

and micheal totally changed himself?But I have to say I love princes 1994 album because in a small way i was on a date at his Concert that year.

2007-02-03 17:15:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Does President Bush look more than just a little effeminate when he gives that little wave with that?

silly grin on his face as he walks across the Whitehouse lawn.

2007-02-03 17:14:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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if you had a website, what would you put on it?

2007-02-03 17:14:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Did you ever slip in a conversation...!!!?

...and betrayed yourself?

2007-02-03 17:14:21 · 4 answers · asked by Sherluck 6 in Polls & Surveys

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If you were on a flight, and someone began going crazy, saying the plane would explode, what would you do?

2007-02-03 17:13:48 · 24 answers · asked by Cloud Nine--Sez YAHH 2 tha hatas 4 in Polls & Surveys

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what's emo?

whats emo?

2007-02-03 17:13:46 · 14 answers · asked by sadgreeneyes3 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Where can I see (downloadf) the prince SNL video... Fury???

Can't find it...Please help! :)

2007-02-03 17:13:29 · 2 answers · asked by smigsong 1 in Television

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Is THAT the best you can do?

2007-02-03 17:13:23 · 9 answers · asked by BRAINS! 5 in Polls & Surveys

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should i watch saw III tonight?

or will i be too scared?

2007-02-03 17:13:14 · 7 answers · asked by IDNTGIVASHT 6 in Polls & Surveys

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A man bought 2 parrots with the same colours (identical)...?

he was told one was female and the other male, but could not identify which is which when he got home. One day he found them mating and he identified the male and immediately shaved the top of its head. The following week he had a big party and decided to use the parrots to welcome people, the parots would say ''welcome to the Dean residence, have a good time'', guests were amazed and happy
All went well untill a bald headed man arrived. the parrots began laughing and laughing uncontrollably and the owner and the bald head guest were surprised. The bald headed man asked ''Why are they laughing?'' but before the owner could answer the male parrot said, ''so you were also caught f*cking"

2007-02-03 17:13:14 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Whats Fergies full name?

2007-02-03 17:12:13 · 3 answers · asked by mrsedwardcullen 2 in Music

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What's the one thing you would never do (you can only choose one, so choose wisely)?

2007-02-03 17:11:51 · 19 answers · asked by LadyRebecca 6 in Polls & Surveys

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