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I don't know how to put this into your blank -

I was in the Navy. I don't remember any of it.
Two days after this little party, I heard the ship's weapons officer telling the Captain, "That's him sir, (chuckle chuckle), that's the one." The details later related to me had something to do with a large prostitute (complete with polaroids), power vomiting from the 14th floor balcony, and being chased around the roof by hotel security.

There was a little bit of alcohol involved.

2007-12-31 18:11:47 · answer #1 · answered by nytebreid 7 · 2 0

laughed so hard and couldn't stop, so I thought if i got down on the floor no one would notice me
I was invisible!!!!
ROFL
that was inside a store btw, and i was so messed up i couldnt even count my money
so glad I outgrew those days

2007-12-31 18:13:46 · answer #2 · answered by lilbitbeechy 6 · 1 0

I stole an audi in an effort to drive wasted to some club... however, it broke down on the way. Furthermore, a nice police officer pulled up to assist us so... I ran like hell. After distancing myself from the law I found myself in a DHL Van lot... So... me being who I was at the time thought... it'll still get me to the club. And it did.

2007-12-31 18:11:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ended up with alcohol poisoning and have never been drunk since!

2007-12-31 18:09:51 · answer #4 · answered by fantasy_lady428 5 · 0 0

never actually did get ...loaded?

2007-12-31 18:09:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

puked, crap, in the shower and broke the shower knob.

2007-12-31 18:09:19 · answer #6 · answered by Kal 5 · 0 0

Played strip poker and lost...

2007-12-31 18:09:05 · answer #7 · answered by That one , no that one 1 · 0 0

One time I got so loaded that I passed out in front of a church and woke up to the police and ambulances because some old guy poked me with a stick and said he found a dead body I wasn't even a block away from my house luckily I lived in a good neighborhood or I probably would've been dead.

2007-12-31 18:08:37 · answer #8 · answered by fluttergirl2004 5 · 1 0

fell asleep in the bathtub and my dad fished me out and put me to bed. the next morning when i woke up i could not figure out how i got my pajamas on and then i remembered...

2007-12-31 18:08:36 · answer #9 · answered by runjeterrun 3 · 0 0

I raped a donkey

2007-12-31 18:08:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0