I don't know how to put this into your blank -
I was in the Navy. I don't remember any of it.
Two days after this little party, I heard the ship's weapons officer telling the Captain, "That's him sir, (chuckle chuckle), that's the one." The details later related to me had something to do with a large prostitute (complete with polaroids), power vomiting from the 14th floor balcony, and being chased around the roof by hotel security.
There was a little bit of alcohol involved.
2007-12-31 18:11:47
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answered by nytebreid 7
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laughed so hard and couldn't stop, so I thought if i got down on the floor no one would notice me
I was invisible!!!!
ROFL
that was inside a store btw, and i was so messed up i couldnt even count my money
so glad I outgrew those days
2007-12-31 18:13:46
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answered by lilbitbeechy 6
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I stole an audi in an effort to drive wasted to some club... however, it broke down on the way. Furthermore, a nice police officer pulled up to assist us so... I ran like hell. After distancing myself from the law I found myself in a DHL Van lot... So... me being who I was at the time thought... it'll still get me to the club. And it did.
2007-12-31 18:11:05
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answered by Anonymous
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Ended up with alcohol poisoning and have never been drunk since!
2007-12-31 18:09:51
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answered by fantasy_lady428 5
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never actually did get ...loaded?
2007-12-31 18:09:21
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answered by Anonymous
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puked, crap, in the shower and broke the shower knob.
2007-12-31 18:09:19
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answered by Kal 5
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Played strip poker and lost...
2007-12-31 18:09:05
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answered by That one , no that one 1
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One time I got so loaded that I passed out in front of a church and woke up to the police and ambulances because some old guy poked me with a stick and said he found a dead body I wasn't even a block away from my house luckily I lived in a good neighborhood or I probably would've been dead.
2007-12-31 18:08:37
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answered by fluttergirl2004 5
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fell asleep in the bathtub and my dad fished me out and put me to bed. the next morning when i woke up i could not figure out how i got my pajamas on and then i remembered...
2007-12-31 18:08:36
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answered by runjeterrun 3
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I raped a donkey
2007-12-31 18:08:23
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answered by Anonymous
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