2007-12-31 15:16:06 · 31 answers · asked by Ragnar 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
One guy said, "Hey, baby, I work for a meat company and I got some sausage I'd like to show ya..."
Ew!
2007-12-31 15:18:32 · answer #1 · answered by Queen of the Underground 3 · 7⤊ 1⤋
I thought men stopped using pick up lines years ago.
2016-04-02 05:39:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got slapped at the mall when I sat next to a chick and said, wanna go to my place, cause you smell ripe.
2007-12-31 15:32:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
i was in a bar with some friends and this guy started giving me the 'eye' so in an attempt to show me how cool he was he grabbed the support pole in the middle of the room. he wrapped his arms around it, flipped himself upside down and hung there for about 3 seconds. then he plummeted to the floor straight on his head. almost knocked himself totally out.
my friend turns to me and says "you know, that was for you"
i was totally unimpressed. the guy was in his forties. if he didnt know better than that, then i had no interest.
2007-12-31 15:24:14 · answer #4 · answered by rachael 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Who has two thumbs and humps like a tiger?"
::points to self with thumbs::
"I do!"
or
"I put the 'oooh!' and 'ahhh!' in Joshua!"
2007-12-31 15:23:23 · answer #5 · answered by kaytee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some guy came up to me in a dance club once and asked if he could make me breakfast. I said thanks but no thanks.
2007-12-31 15:20:02 · answer #6 · answered by typerchic34 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
spilled beer on my blouse and then tried to wipe it off *feel a wet boob* then ask if he can take it home and wash it and bring it back to me.... lameooooo
2007-12-31 15:19:52 · answer #7 · answered by ~ Pussycat Doll In Training ~ 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i was in the store and he was like "can you buy me something" i was like wtf ur suppose 2 buy me something iit was soooo lame
2007-12-31 15:19:26 · answer #8 · answered by lanay 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lamest was when a guy said "Yo ma' swing my way"...after that i was left with a wtf expression on my face
2007-12-31 15:19:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
are you from tennesse? cause ur the only ten i see
2007-12-31 15:18:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋