I'm a 25 year old woman who testified against a Columbian importer of recreational drugs. My name is Laura and I work now as a waitress in a highway truckstop in Boise, Idaho, though in my previous life I was a 40 year old tenured professor of Linguistics at NYU.
It's great because now I can chew gum on the job.
2007-12-31 15:06:23
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answered by Jack P 7
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Just answer the door wearing a cows heart or some other organ you can buy from a butcher round your neck and nothing else and say 'What?! You are interrupting my conversings with Satan! I hope you have a very good reason for Visiting!' That should keep them away
2016-05-28 08:01:25
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answered by raguel 3
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Buck MacKinsey, Alaskan fishing guide -- can be found in one of the gathering saloons down on the Kodiak Island fishing piers. Part time King Crab merchandiser and bush pilot. Cater heavily to Sorority and senior knitting groups.
2008-01-01 02:52:22
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answered by Anonymous
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My name is Lillian Maurine Johnson and I grew up on an army base with a strict dad that taught me self defense moves. I'm a freshman in high school and I am the fashionista at school. My dad is an alcoholic and my mom is busy at work. The End
2014-04-13 09:14:20
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answered by ? 1
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In a way, you can do that when you join Y/A. Even though you get little in the way of protection from trolls or any of the other crittners running wild in the forum, you can be a little of whatever you want to be. That's why I chose the name I go by, it's sort of like the 7 faces of eve or earl or whatever. My moods change somewhat from day to day, sometimes by choice and sometimes due to the meds I.m on or forgot to take. I like it this way, I certainly can't say it's boring.
2007-12-31 16:01:31
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answered by Anonymous
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I would have to pick an author as my chosen profession ,because if I was in the witness protection program I would not want to leave my house. I would pick a very simple and easy to remember name because I know I would forget it.
2007-12-31 15:19:10
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answered by Aloha_Ann 7
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I would be the person who made up everone else's new identity Then I would have a ready supply of people that I liked as plumbers, the cable guy, roofer, mechanic etc.
2007-12-31 15:12:00
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answered by stormy 4
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I would be dead.
2007-12-31 14:56:28
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answered by Anonymous
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Hi. The name's Phil. Phil McKraken.
2007-12-31 14:56:26
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answered by Anonymous
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I would be an eccentric artist. Fatal Femme. An artist that welds metal pieces together in the most obnoxious manner, and challenge critics to find my meaning. I love artists that like to play with critics' minds.
2007-12-31 14:53:15
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answered by Cheryl P 5
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