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Um, I resolve to hang paper dolls all along my fence each morning, and sprinkle glitter where-ever I park my car - to make the world brighter.

Okay, too wierd? LOL.

2007-12-31 13:36:55 · answer #1 · answered by TruthSquad 6 · 1 0

I resolve to be a better big breasted Caucasion woman this year.

2007-12-31 22:48:35 · answer #2 · answered by ndn_ronhoward 5 · 0 0

get that fat, nothing will fit you

2007-12-31 21:51:50 · answer #3 · answered by bluebrancall 7 · 0 0

I promise that while I am driving I will not let my NJ state birds fly.(the middle fingers)

2007-12-31 21:40:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My genuine resolution is to become a registered clown.

It's on my list of things to do before I die.

You design your own face paint, which has to be unique, but you have to attend and pass out of clown school 1st.

Just something I've always wanted to do and this is the year for it. ;-)

2007-12-31 21:39:15 · answer #5 · answered by Harry Monk (18 'til I Dry) 5 · 1 0

My actuall resolution is to not have any more kids.

2007-12-31 21:35:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I resolve to eat better, exercise daily and watch my weight.

2007-12-31 21:34:30 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ ♥ C.J. ♥ ♥ 5 · 1 0

What if I were to resolve to spend more time wandering the streets of my town handing out embroidered handkerchiefs to everyone I meet.

2007-12-31 21:33:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Go to McDonalds everyday, only order an extra large fry WITHOUT salt. They love that.

2007-12-31 21:33:49 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Sodas♥ 6 · 0 0

I resolve to answer every question on this site with 'So that's why it's not working'!

2007-12-31 21:32:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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