These two Texansvrent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They are amazed at the number of fish that they caught that day, so one says to the other, "We'll have to come back here tomorrow!"
The other asks, "But how will we remember where this spot is?"
The first guy then takes a can of spray paint, paints an X on the bottom of the boat, and says, "We'll just look for this X
tomorrow."
The other guy says, "You idiot! How do you know we'll get the same boat?"
2007-12-31 12:56:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
I doubt this story...one of the guys is in Washington, living in the white house!
2007-12-31 14:11:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The earth is never going to be destroyed. However, there are some great changes up ahead. (Ecc 1:4 ; Dan 2:44 ; Ps 37:29 ; Rev 21:4) Death of animals, natural disasters, humans bad attitudes...all a part of the sign foretold of these last days. (Matt 24:3-14 ; 2 Tim 3:1-5)
2016-05-28 07:42:57 · answer #2 · answered by kaley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Howdy, I'm from Texas and I take great offence at this joke.You could make it 2 Canadians, it would be funnier.and more believable,because ever one knows (but you) that you don't mess with Texas.
2008-01-01 06:22:04 · answer #3 · answered by lotteda717 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Goldwing
2007-12-31 14:44:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Anything is possible in this day and age. What I want to know is how did the guy get the "X" on the bottom of the boat if was still in the water? ^_^
2007-12-31 14:01:01 · answer #5 · answered by UncleBuck 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought you were going to say they made an x in the water. LOL
2007-12-31 13:07:30 · answer #6 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
They were blond Texans, right?
2007-12-31 13:03:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like something the Bush boys might do.
2007-12-31 13:01:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL....talk about dumb and dumber!!! good one x
2007-12-31 13:01:07 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ HOPE ♥ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's silly -- in Michigan we take our own boat.
2008-01-01 02:36:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋