A man walks into the woman's section of a department store and tells the sales clerk he wants to buy a bra for his wife.
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man, "there's more than one type?"
"There are three types." Replies the clerk,
"The Catholic type, the Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?"
Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference in them?"
The clerk responds, "It is really very easy. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen and the Baptist type makes mountain's out of mole hills."
2007-12-31 12:32:54 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Good joke. It sort of hit home with me though. I take female hormone injections for my cancer and one of the side effects is I'm growing breasts. I don't want to accent the obvious so neither of the three types you mention would be suitable for me. Is there any such thing as a training bra?
2007-12-31 13:25:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
LOL.. That was funny..
It remindes me of a story of mine.. I will share i hope you dont mind..
My boyfriend took me shopping once and he said lets go buy you a whole new wardrobe because i lost alot of weight.. So i went to the mall with him and i got shirts and pants and all at all the "normal" stores but when i started heading for victoria secrets he stoped dead in his tracks. I said what is wrong..
His response-- I'm not going in there just take my credit card.. lol.. I said i cant its not my name on it so i made him come in and his face was beat red but the girls were so nice to him and even gave him something to drink.. They thought he was the sweetest guy to do this for me..
Just the look on his face.. It was priceless.. lol
Deb :)
Happy New Year
2008-01-01 00:40:20 · answer #2 · answered by debbie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Another gem of a joke. Keep 'em coming!
2007-12-31 23:17:29 · answer #3 · answered by Dan Bueno 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's cute and I have never heard that before Suzie.. I reckon I fall into the Baptist line..LOL
2007-12-31 22:08:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Is this a question or a joke? sorry to ask but I get violations for proper answers so am puzzled and wonder if you meant it to be in riddles and jokes, didn't find it funny as it happens either.
2007-12-31 20:50:09 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 6⤋
I think I need the Catholic bra with a Salvation underwire. LOL I wouldn't want any man shopping for a bra for me.
2007-12-31 20:49:52 · answer #6 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
VERY good...lol!!!....I'm not saying which I need....but I do like to listen to their band!!...lol
2007-12-31 20:43:18 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ HOPE ♥ 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I took my husband bra shopping with me ONCE (learned my lesson the hard way) -when the clerk brought out a bra for me to see he said loud enough for all to hear "That's not your size-those look like hubcaps" I could have crawled under the table and died.
2007-12-31 20:41:21 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe my husband would do that for me, and I would need a combination bra.
2007-12-31 20:38:46 · answer #9 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I don't know what the question is asking but that is real funny. I like it. I'm forwarding this one if ya dont mind.
2007-12-31 20:37:58 · answer #10 · answered by B's Knees 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋