Grandpa and grandma were watching the television evangelical show and the preacher said, if the viewers at home wanted to be healed, place one hand on the television set and the other hand on the body part where they wanted to be healed.
Grandma got up and slowly hobbled to the television set, placed her righthand on the set and her left hand on her arthritic shoulder that was causing her to have great pain.
Then Grandpa got up, went to the TV, placed his right hand on the set and his left hand on his crotch.
Grandma scowled at him and said, "I guess you just don't get it, The purpose of doing this is to heal the sick, not to raise the dead."
2007-12-31 12:05:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
BAD-Shame on you. Great joke-
2007-12-31 12:08:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'd be laughing So actually none of thee above ROFL tv evangelists kill me with their excitement and enthusiasm! What kills me more is when people raise that one hand in due excitement at what he is saying. I think people never think god has a sense of humor, but the universe is always laughing in some way. I can feel god laughing at certain things. We are silly children on a playground, to god. Everything we do is mostly amusing.
2016-05-28 07:34:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the only thing i would like to watch concerning t.v. evangelists would be a special on how they shut them all down, tried them for crimes against gullible people, and sentenced them to life working on a Georgia chain gang ...but having said that, and knowing it ain't gonna happen, I enjoyed your joke...
2008-01-01 03:10:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For some reason or other I don't like your joke, its not funny. I can't remember what it was, when I do I will let you know.
2007-12-31 18:18:27 · answer #4 · answered by CAPTAIN BEAR 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha
2007-12-31 13:35:16 · answer #5 · answered by sassyalways26 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay Voice vying for Fisherman's position too? Oh well another star for you too!!
2007-12-31 12:33:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but I can think of a few things I would like to touch and be healed. LOL
2007-12-31 12:26:19 · answer #7 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
SHOULD NOT BE TALKING ABOUT BENNY HINN THIS WAY??
LMFAO
2007-12-31 12:25:12 · answer #8 · answered by ahsoasho2u2 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tv evangelist are of satan .
Like Billy Graham he is a fake to and yes thanks for the joke LOL
2007-12-31 12:12:39 · answer #9 · answered by Rodney C 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I don't watch them because I don't like to be yelled at in the name of God! And I LOVE your joke!
2008-01-03 08:38:55 · answer #10 · answered by Granny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I watch Joel Olsteen.He is so calm and funny.
2008-01-02 02:07:30 · answer #11 · answered by fernwood 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋