Why isn't there two separate courts systems, a liberal and conservative one to fairly serve our interests?

Question

Liberal System
Republicans are not eligible for this system. ALL crimes perpetuated against all non-republicans will be tried under this system using liberal judges that will give the offenders understanding and compassion. For instance if someone murders someone, the alleged suspect will be tried under this system. That way liberals will ensure that the alleged person isn’t deprived of their rights and doesn’t have to go to prison, violating their right of freedom. If the alleged person is found guilty of murder, they will be told how disappointed they have made everyone, pointed out how their behavior is unacceptable and finally freed. After all, the gun is really the guilty party and it MUST be melted down so that it won’t kill again. Rapists or child molesters, can use the defense that their childhood caused their bad behavior. After all, liberals demand liberal judges who are compassionate.

Republicans get to use a conservative court system.

Conservative System
Only registered republican voters are eligible for this system. ALL crimes perpetuated against republicans will be tried under this system using only conservative judges. ALL evidence will be allowed during proceedings to ensure that the victim gets his day in court. If the accused is guilty they get sentenced and will spend the full sentence in prison. Good behavior gets no reduction in time, with the exception, that bad behavior adds more years to the existing term.

Answer 1

Brilliant, just brilliant. If only this could happen. You forgot to mention the drug users (you know, that victimless crime), they need clean needles. I would want them to get a nasty infection.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

I'm guessing blue collar criminals would want to go to the liberal Democrat court, and the white collar criminals would want to go to the Republican court (where they would all be promptly let go)! (lol).

Answer 4

And here it is; divided we fall.

Answer 5

you must think the world is short of salt water. can you be serious and think of the crying that liberals would do? after all there might be a reduction in crime. good question though!

Answer 6

There has to be only one system. I personally think the court system should go back to putting people behind screens, so they would be judged solely on the information; and not pre-judging based on appearance, skin color, or a staged performance.

Answer 7

the court system is actually a dual court system.... the legislative and the judiciary legislative makes the laws and the judiciary rules on them.. :)

Answer 8

I don't think that would work ... but nice attempt at bashing liberals!

Answer 9

The problem is that only liberals commit crimes. The conservative Judges wouldnt have any work.

Also most Felons are part of the Democrat party so they would rarely serve any prison time as that is a violation of their rights. All criminals would be set free and the tax dollars not spent on prisons would be further handed out to those who do not want to work under the guise of disabilities.