Happy New Year 2008: Frustration on Chain mails
A Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails:
I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003 & 2004 & 2005 & 2006&2007
Because of your kindness:
* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it’s good for removing toilet stains.
* I stopped going to the cinima for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.
* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.
* I also stopped answering the phone! for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.
* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces .......
2007-12-31 11:41:17 · 4 answers · asked by sallysue 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.
* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she’s been 7 since 1993…)
! * I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their sp! ecial e-mail program would arrive soon.
* My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid holieday to Disneyland.
* Still open to help some from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle property of some hundred millions £'s
* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh Vandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc… now most of those ‘Wishes’ are already married (to someone else)
2007-12-31 11:44:26 · update #1
IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not post a comment and suggest at least 12477896 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will SH** on your head today at 6:30pm
Happy new year
Stolen from the internet
2007-12-31 11:46:03 · update #2
holiday ,sorry i always get that word wrong
2007-12-31 11:50:11 · update #3
Classic - thank you very much for my first laugh of 2008! HNY! xx
2007-12-31 11:51:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Consider it done. No one is to send chain letters ever again. I'm glad, now my inbox will no longer be full. Happy New Year. 2D
2007-12-31 14:01:39 · answer #2 · answered by 2D 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fun!!
2007-12-31 11:50:06 · answer #3 · answered by Matilda S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds good to me !
2007-12-31 11:44:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋