short of death, can anything stop the march of time?

Answer 1

My darling, don't you know that all you have to do it stand in front of time in a Hawaiian shirt and time will keel over itself??

Answer 2

Throw away all of your clocks, computers, your TVs, and radios, your watches and cell phones, even your microwave oven. Most importantly, get rid of any mirrors you have. That's just the material stuff. Next, divorce your husband/wife, hand over your children, if any, to your next of kin. Drive your vehicle to as close to the equator as you can, and dump it into the ocean. Hike your way to a friendly tribe that knows nothing about all of the above. (time/material possesions)

You'll forget what day it is in about two weeks, but who's counting? Or, just buy some "Oil of Olay" and call it good.

Who woulda thunk?

Answer 3

Orbit the world in a westerly direction at the rate of one orbit per day, starting from the international dateline, and you will stop the march of time for at least one day.

Answer 4

My grandmother was all alone, widowed for many years, and as she sat in her rocker day after day she said time stood still. (I wasn't a bad grandchild, I just lived in a different state than she did). Besides getting old and living all alone, I hear Sponge Bob has access to a time machine in the back of the Krusty Krab.

Answer 5

I have experienced time stopping on several occasions. Usually it happens in Algebra class.

Answer 6

JUST, SIT NEXT TO MY DAD, TIME NEVER ENDS!! CAN'T WAIT TO GET THE HECK OUTA THERE!!!!!

Answer 7

As you speed up to the speed of light, time slows til you reach the speed of light, where time stops.

Answer 8

no

Answer 9

Entropy. The universe itself will eventually run down.

Answer 10

just your watch to whatever time you want..........