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give him some Bacardi

2007-12-31 10:15:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8 6

I would ask the Secret Services members why they were in my home, why they pick my home, and if they like spaghetti?
Then I would make a bunch of spaghetti with extra spaghetti sauce (even if they said no to the spaghetti).
Then start my zombie movie marathon.
Because just cause they are at my home DOES NOT mean I changing my plans!!

2008-01-01 05:33:37 · answer #2 · answered by é 3 · 4 0

On my couch? In my house? Uninvited? Well lets just say my defense would be it was all self defense!!!!

2008-01-01 05:16:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

id say 'Y THE FVCK R U ON MY COUCH?!' then id punch him, call the cops and say 'THERS SOME FREAK SITTING ON MY COUCH' and then id shoot him and wen the cops go thter say 'woops, i 4got 2 mention that i h8d the freak 4 screwing up ou country'

2008-01-01 04:49:32 · answer #4 · answered by Andrea Gracexox 5 · 0 1

so George... do you need a friend? Yeah dick is a dangerous one

2007-12-31 14:14:13 · answer #5 · answered by GreenGasp 6 · 0 0

get the f out you m' f'er

2007-12-31 10:26:20 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 1 1

tie him to the sidewalk so whenever ppl walk by he will get smacked.

2007-12-31 10:23:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Let my Red Nose Pit in. He is so excited around strangers that he urinates on their shoes.

Yep. Ol' W would be sitting there looking like a poodle at Michael Vick's house.

2007-12-31 10:19:22 · answer #8 · answered by Lantern Bearer 4 · 2 1

looking around for the Secret Service that will be getting ready to kill me.

2007-12-31 10:16:28 · answer #9 · answered by King Midas 6 · 3 1

would never happen...I don't want that piece of human garbage near me

2007-12-31 10:16:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 4

ask him how did he get in and then call the cops

2007-12-31 10:15:45 · answer #11 · answered by ♥KaTe♥ 5 · 4 4

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