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....but that was years ago. Any advice would be hysterically laughed at.

Thank you and Happy New Year from nOtPoOdLe! ;)

2007-12-31 08:49:21 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

25 answers

Now that she's been with her Italian stud, don't take her back. You know in Rome they say: Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it.

2008-01-01 00:04:17 · answer #1 · answered by Beach Saint 7 · 2 0

It's really tough being a married man nowadays. (I've been divorced for many years) There are scads of available women out there and they don't care, married or not. That's why I've never remarried. Plus, if I did, I'd immediately lose half of everything I have. And that would be a lot. Not a good option. When I was married I was stone cold faithful, and I had many opportunities, but then, my wife was an extraordinary woman. She knew exactly what it took to keep my attention and interest. I couldn't imagine fooling around. There is no "worse" between an affair and just plain sex. The marriage bond has been broken. But, often the marriage has been badly fractured before the first act of infidelity. All it takes is for a wife to refuse her husband a couple of times - "I hope your not expecting anything tonight because I've had a lousy day and I've got this massive headache" - or for a husband to lose respect for his wife in small matters. And a man might still say he "loves" his wife after catting around, but he loves only the domestic part, that part of her that cooks his dinner and does his laundry. Some women are like Hillary Clinton and give their husbands license to do whatever they like. And Bill Clinton is much admired among some circles and he has proved it to men that they can screw around as much as they like and still stay married. So I suppose infidelity has become more socially accepted. And if HRC gets to be president, marriage will be redefined. Too bad...

2016-04-02 05:01:15 · answer #2 · answered by Keyo 4 · 0 0

Oh well...when in Rome.......

2007-12-31 12:20:45 · answer #3 · answered by Alicat 6 · 3 0

it could be the ides of march ?
just be careful & watch your back... and if someone called tony drops by with some steak knives... as a late xmas present... DON'T LET HIM IN!

2007-12-31 12:01:09 · answer #4 · answered by The Unknown Soldier 6 · 2 0

i saw her on a horse a few hrs ago !

2007-12-31 09:03:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

lol

2007-12-31 09:00:31 · answer #6 · answered by J.D. is away 4 · 1 0

Lol!! For some reason you reminded me of a really crap rhyme I heard somewhere that has stuck in my head -

Julius Ceasar broke his beezer playing squash with a lemon squeezer.

Bizarre... well I didn't write it!! Anyway, get her to a hospital, she could be giving birth to a Roman and if they are born with those big spiky helmets on then a cesearian is probably her best bet. And if its been in there several years, well, it could be about 3 feet tall by now - ouch!!

Happy new year!

2007-12-31 08:54:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Did she fiddle with Nero?

Happy New Year!

2007-12-31 08:53:07 · answer #8 · answered by Gavin T 7 · 1 0

She only shared a womb with him- or was it a berth?

2007-12-31 08:52:42 · answer #9 · answered by brainlady 6 · 1 0

i thinkyou should go to a brothel and get your own back. get her pregnant. make a hole in the condom.

2007-12-31 08:52:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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