The one that caught my eye, yesterday, was...
NOT SO CLOSE...
I'm not that TYPE of car!
2007-12-31 07:54:12 · 17 answers · asked by J.D. is away 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Life's all about A$$-
-covering it, kicking it, kissing it or trying to get it.
Big Truck....little willy?
and my personal favorite:
My child was inmate of the month at county jail
2007-12-31 10:47:27 · answer #1 · answered by ~*Bella*~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok, these may be pretty bad, but here goes...
Gas, Grass or A@s. No one rides for free.
I'm not loosing hair. I'm getting head.
Suck my drunk. I'm Dick.
Wish you were beer.
Is there life after death? Touch my truck & find out.
2007-12-31 17:21:41 · answer #2 · answered by ♥bigmamma♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi! Currently my favorite is (in teeeeensy print):
"I have issues...."
All-Time Favorite :
"REALITY IS FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T HANDLE DRUGS."
Thanks! Fun Q. }:>
edit: for shrebee: Where can I get one of the "indecisive" ones?? I love it!
2007-12-31 16:19:17 · answer #3 · answered by Ja'aj };> 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
on our trucks-"if you can read this-your too close and i cant see you" or a car with hazards on-"i used be to be indecisive,but now I'm not so sure" cheers :) HNY08!!
2007-12-31 16:13:57 · answer #4 · answered by shrebee 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
some might not find this funny but , from canada and saw alot of john kerry bumper stickers even long after last election was over .
2007-12-31 16:03:17 · answer #5 · answered by R.S. 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
One of my all-time favorite bumper stickers is this:
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THANK A TEACHER
IF YOU CAN READ THIS IN ENGLISH, THANK A SOLDIER
2007-12-31 16:01:57 · answer #6 · answered by mtngrl 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Hillary for President
2007-12-31 16:00:39 · answer #7 · answered by bosco 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
my chow chow is better looking than your ex girlfriend.
2007-12-31 16:00:28 · answer #8 · answered by PSH, ii CAN TAKE THAT 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you're gonna ride my A**, at least pull my hair
2007-12-31 15:59:30 · answer #9 · answered by Sunshine 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
"Why don't single women fart? Because they don't have @ssholes until they get married."
My husband didn't think it was funny.
2007-12-31 15:58:59 · answer #10 · answered by But Inside I'm Screaming 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋