falling asleep on a toilet in a bar in philly and waking up after the bar had closed and having to call the police from inside not knowing the name or location of the bar
2007-12-31 07:17:12
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answered by Anonymous
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I can't remember mines..so I'll ask my friends later but watching my sister drunk as hell was funny. She got so toasted on Green teas at this one club. Then we walked up the street to this other bar and we never made it inside. Next thing she asks my BFF was how do you throw up? lol. So she's laying on the concrete, throwing up in the street. In between throwing up she's like "I want my baby, I want my baby". lol. So if these two guys weren't with us I don't know how the hell we would've got her *** home. While this guy was carrying her, she's like "I got to fart." lol. And the guy let her fart on him. lol. Wow. in the car she's laying on top of me and my friend and she's now telling us she has to go potty. lol.. So we finally get home and she's holding her *** because she has to go. lol. The guy was like should I take her upstairs. I was like "no, she has to go up there by herself. When he put her down, she ran up the stairs. About 10 minutes later me and my friend had to get her off the toilet and lay her on the floor in the living room. Then there she goes again saying "I want my baby, I want my baby" lol. So I had to go get her son out of his bed and lay him beside her so she could go to sleep. The funniest day ever! And she didn't remember crap. lol. She was like "I farted on him?"
2007-12-31 10:12:12
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answered by Short Skirts and High Heels 3
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When me and my boyfriend went to a club and we almost got into a fight with this guy that was grabbing my friend. The bouncers finally came and kicked the guy out. It was so cute how we worked together because usually we are the ones fighting.
2007-12-31 07:23:36
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answered by ~*shea*~ 3
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Well, I've had many but I think the best and most fun one is when me and my friends got a little plastic kiddie pool and filled it with water and bubbles and took a bubble bath together. Followed by a baby oil fight...Good times...
2007-12-31 07:17:51
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answered by Anonymous
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it was Oct 7Th 1990 i was back stage with molly hatchet and 38 special in Jackson Mississippi that was great
2007-12-31 07:17:08
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answered by irish_matt 7
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hahahahahaaa
i got drunk with my mom one time.
haha. thats so lame.
2007-12-31 07:16:45
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answered by NobodyevenlikesMorgan 5
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I was stationed in korea, and someone was make a video "soldiers drunk and stupid," and I started asking the guy with the camera what he had been taping and he said not much. I got mad, proceeded to tell him to get closer, turned around stuck my finger down my throat and projectile vomited over him and his entire camera.
Lesson, don't get a drunk soldier stationed in Korea, by the DMZ, on a base that is not coed angry.
2007-12-31 07:15:48
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answered by enrique d 4
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When my drunk dad got his drunk behind thrown out of our otherwise sober apartment and I got to grow up in safety.
2007-12-31 07:14:42
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answered by Anonymous
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