2007-12-31 07:09:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Theater & Acting
"It's funny isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?"
"Tis but a scratch" "A scratch?! Your arm is off" "No it isn't"
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!”
Just a couple :-)
Marianne
2007-12-31 07:34:54 · answer #1 · answered by Marianne D 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Huuuuge tracts of land!"
"It's just a flesh wound!"
"Bring out your dead...."
the dead parrot sketch (my friends acted it out at a party last month..lol)
There are too many to say....I LOVE MONTY PYTHON!!!
Remember, "Every sperm is sacred..." we watched the meaning of life at my friends house and she was rolling on the floor...she had never seen it before...
2007-12-31 16:49:23 · answer #2 · answered by sparkly081 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"I like traffic lights. I like traffic lights. I like traffic lights, no matter where they've been. I like traffic. I like traffic lights. I like traffic lights. I like traffic lights. I like traffic lights, but only when their green."
"He likes traffic lights. He likes traffic lights..."
That song is AMAZING!!
Oh, and "This, is and Ex-Parrot!" LOVE IT!!
- and Spamalot is pretty amazing too.
=D
2007-12-31 16:27:57 · answer #3 · answered by RentHead94 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, there's definitly not just ONE. Wow..
"He's not dead yet!"
"But Mother..."
"Father, I'm your father boy..:"
"But Father..."
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
Good stuff! I love Python.
2007-12-31 15:54:33 · answer #4 · answered by TheDiva 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He's not pinin'! He's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
2007-12-31 15:49:39 · answer #5 · answered by Amanda P 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
-And what do you burn apart from witches?"
(long pause the men think and it looks like hard work)
-"MORE WITCHES!!!!!!!!!!"
2007-12-31 15:49:27 · answer #6 · answered by allycat091 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"I want soneone with that---special something..."
"NO! STOP THE MUSIC!"
"Your death will not have been in vain"
"I'm not dead yet"
"Well, then, your serious wounding will not have been in vain"
"Actually, I'm fine. I think I can actually get up now..."
"NO! You just stay here."
2007-12-31 15:44:40 · answer #7 · answered by Jade 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't know I have a favorite line (although "not quite dead yet" isn't bad) but I just love it when John Cleese gets up and walks around the room the "Office of Silly Walks" and refuses the guy's grant.
2007-12-31 15:44:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"She turned me into a newt"......
"A newt"?!
2007-12-31 15:28:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
"He's not pinin'! He's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!" - John Cleese, Dead Parrot Sketch
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
"All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?"
2007-12-31 15:20:24 · answer #10 · answered by Todd 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
"It's only a flesh wound."
or
"She's got huuuuuuuuge ... tracts of land."
or
"Your mother was a hamster and your father "smelt" of elderberries"
Wow there's just too many to name :)
"She turned me in to a newt!" "A newt?" "I got better ..." (in response to Luckyaz1 :))
Oh and in response to YOU Lady of the Lake "Just cuz some watery tart throws a simitar at you ..." (or however that line goes ... :))
2007-12-31 15:18:05 · answer #11 · answered by jakegyllenhaalfan 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋