Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, "I'm so pissed off !"
"Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely.
"See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we were just about to make love when her god damned husband came in the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and
hang from the ledge by my fingernails!"
"Gee, that's tough!" commiserated the bartender.
"Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated," the customer went on.
"When her husband came into the room he said 'Hey great! You're
naked already! Let me just take a leak.' And damned if the lazy
son of a ***** didn't piss out the window right onto my head?"
"Yeech!" the bartender shook his head. "No wonder you're in a lousy mood."
"Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me.
Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they finished, the husband tossed his condom out of the window.
And where does it land? My damned forehead!"
"Damn, that really is a drag!" says the bartender.
"Oh, I'm not finished. See what really pissed me off was when
the husband had to take a dump. It turns out that their toilet is broken, so he stuck his *** out of the window and let loose right on my head !"
The bartender paled. "That would sure mess up my day."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah," the fellow rattled on, "but do you know what
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY pissed me off? When I looked down and saw
that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground!!"
2007-12-31 06:26:23 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
lmao Anybody would have to be out of their mind to believe that!
hugs x
2007-12-31 06:52:19 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
One should look before they leap.
2007-12-31 09:27:16 · answer #2 · answered by UncleBuck 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL Thats really funny Suzie!!! heres looking forward to many more like these in 2008....Happy New Year to you and yours xx
2007-12-31 09:18:11 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ HOPE ♥ 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
That's the a hulluva bummer !
2007-12-31 08:07:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Suzie - this one is really a hoot - you are amazing - where do you find them all? Thanks for a really good laugh! A Star is on its way! AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU AND YOURS! May 2008 bring you everything that you wish for yourself and for your family! CJ
2007-12-31 07:58:00 · answer #5 · answered by CJ 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nobody in their right minds would believe it ,and that is why it is so funny.
2007-12-31 07:51:05 · answer #6 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarioius... Omg i was laughing the whole time i was reading it.. My family was looking at me like what is so funny so i read it to them and had the whole room laughing.. lol..
Thanks for the great laugh..
Big star for ya..
Cant wait for more to come ..
Deb :)
2007-12-31 07:30:39 · answer #7 · answered by debbie 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's a really stupid guy!!! Funny though.
2007-12-31 07:03:00 · answer #8 · answered by curious connie 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That was funny. I am trying to stay away from the SIX inches though.The trolls and the FCC would be on us. HA HA thanks again for the humor.
2007-12-31 06:53:30 · answer #9 · answered by sniggle 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO
2007-12-31 06:52:17 · answer #10 · answered by ahsoasho2u2 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋