My wife asked me if the blue dress made her look fat.
Knowing that my wife loves me because I have been honest with her for so long - I told her that she looked like the Goodyear blimp.
I hope that she gets this out of her system before we go out tonight..............
2007-12-31 06:26:13 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
It's not the dress that makes her look fat it's the FAT that makes her look fat.
2007-12-31 06:37:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Honest answer, but what an idiot. No New Year's booty for you.
2007-12-31 06:47:05 · answer #2 · answered by Yankee Micmac 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beacuse your you. You kidding us?
2007-12-31 06:42:38 · answer #3 · answered by csiders30 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I hope you have a comfortable couch!
2007-12-31 06:35:25 · answer #4 · answered by dcgirl 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
its clear to me that you know nothing about women. Why don't ya just send her to a fat farm you jerkoff......
2007-12-31 06:35:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
shes crying cos women r sensitive and men can be real dorks.
you're sleeping on the coach tonight
happy new year
2007-12-31 06:34:45 · answer #6 · answered by lil miss unique /x 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude you got to be joking you never ever tell a women she look,s fat if that is true that is wrong and if your wife is crying why are you on here and not with her
can you say DIVORCE that is what you are looking at in a few years
2007-12-31 06:33:49 · answer #7 · answered by Bobby T 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She is a baby, a big fat baby. But don't tell her I said so, she'll cry.
2007-12-31 06:32:54 · answer #8 · answered by Geminat 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wow! And you wonder why she's crying? Hmm...you could have just told her that color didn't fit her complexion. Maybe you should try to find nicer ways to say things before you are on here asking for "Divorce" advice.
2007-12-31 06:31:34 · answer #9 · answered by Greentea4unme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! Of course you know she isn't gonna want to go out now! Good job!
2007-12-31 06:30:07 · answer #10 · answered by Lunaeclipz 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you made he sad
2007-12-31 06:29:51 · answer #11 · answered by LivingMyLife 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋