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I want to hear real ones, but as out of the box as possible.
My goal is to have people laughing so much they have to pause while reading to breathe.

***Happy*** New Year !!! (11.5 hours to go)

2007-12-31 04:29:56 · 30 answers · asked by The Journeyman 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Please tell your contacts about the question so you and I can laugh more!

2007-12-31 05:29:27 · update #1

Hey, if you have points to spare, could you post a question telling people to come here to answer this one?
I wonder how some questions get hundreds of answers so fast?
Thanks! 9.5 hours to go!

2007-12-31 06:32:16 · update #2

Its really hard to choose which one is best.

2008-01-02 10:55:44 · update #3

30 answers

I want to let out a big ole fart in a really up scale restaurant before the end of 2008 just so I can see the look on all there faces.

2007-12-31 04:35:24 · answer #1 · answered by MLJ 6 · 4 0

"To go nuts."

Yes, that's real (and she MIGHT get there!)

2007-12-31 04:36:33 · answer #2 · answered by blktiger@pacbell.net 6 · 0 0

to stop panicing!!
happpy new year (6.5 hours to go here in ireland!)

2007-12-31 04:36:13 · answer #3 · answered by rubydogsgreen 4 · 0 1

To stop kicking their cats and dogs, slow down on their booze, and last but not lease, stop slipping around on their wife's.

2007-12-31 04:35:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

to get professional help :D

2007-12-31 04:34:57 · answer #5 · answered by eesseeee 4 · 2 0

possibly the worst new years resolution ever.

I was thinking of never lying but thats pretty major, maybe all the more reason to do it. But my friend's one is to get into a fight by the end of the year, i think thats pretty funny lol

And Happy New Year to everyone in advance

2007-12-31 04:34:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

stop coming over and stealing my beer

2007-12-31 04:32:30 · answer #7 · answered by irock2dmax 3 · 0 0

to stop throwing small instruments in band class. not joking [[not mine by the way]]

2007-12-31 04:32:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Have a good 2008

2007-12-31 04:32:11 · answer #9 · answered by ~*★*♥*★*♫*★*♥*★*~ 4 · 0 0

stop licking windows daily. seriously

2007-12-31 04:31:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

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