Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1873
"(4) ♫ Swanee..... How I love ya,how I love ya, my little Swanee."♫
Doc:"Oh, Lordy. Kitty....Sherry....(3) Together Again, I see."
Sam The Bartender:"And it 's the REAL expensive bottle. 1836 vintage!!!"
Festus:"How much, Sam?"
Sam:"$20 a bottle!!"
Festus:" GOLLY BILL!!!!!!"
Doc: "Somebody's gotta get her off the boardwalk before too many people see her!"
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Festus and Sam escorted her back inside.
She had just sat down when the swinging doors to the LOng Branch opened. In strolled U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon.
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Kitty stopped drinking long enough to look.
Kitty:"Ha!!!! If you think I'm going to fall all over myself JUST because YOU have popped in, *hic,* you are VERY much mistaken , Dat Millon !! I mean Matt Millon!! Whatever your name is !! *hic* "
Matt:"Festus! Bring her some (2.)Cool Water."
Festus:"You betcha, Matthew. I'll do 'er."
Matt:"And Festus?"
Festus:"Yes, Matthew?"
Matt:"Bring me a cold beer while you're at it! And get yourself something"
Kitty brushed off Doc's attempt to sit down.
As Festus approached the table, he tripped . The tray of drinks flew through the air, landing, of course, on..........
Miss Kitty."
There was a stunned silence. Then:
Kitty:"Well, boys.... The drinks are on me!!"
Matt was happy she had retained her sense of humor, albeit her sobriety had long departed!
Kitty wiped her drenched hair out of her eyes......" You know....One way or another, it's always (1) Raining In My Heart, and in THIS case, all OVER me, because of you, Matt."
Matt shifted uneasily in his chair.
Kitty:' Tell me ONE MORE TIME just WHY you left me for that neanderthal...... Please."
As the words were leaving her lips,said neanderthal, Sunshine, entered the saloon.
Matt jumped up and ran over to her, hoping to beat a QUICK retreat!
Kitty:"NOT SO FAST, MATT DILLWON !!" ( She was still a bit drunk, you see.) " Sunshine? When you (5) Come On A My House lookin' for MY MAN, it makes me wanna shoot you dead....... You dig?!"
The place went quiet. You could hear a pin drop. All eyes went to Sunshine. Matt was ready to grab the gun out of her holster in the event that was on his girlfriend's agenda. The camera panned the room and finally rested on our heroine.
Sunshine just blew a giant pink bubble with her wad of gum, smiled her elf-like smile and tugged on her jeans.
Sunshine:" Uh huh. Well......Hee Haw and Happy New Year."
As Matt put his arm through hers and headed out, he breathed a sigh of relief.
Matt:"You goofhead!! I was VERY worried that you were going to do something for which we would BOTH regret."
Sunshine stuck her gum on the window ledge of the saloon and then looked up at Matt......" I've got something else I'd rather do." Matt grinned and leaned down. Sunshine whispered in his ear. Then off they ran into his office, locking the door behind them!
And they tell me that as far away as the blacksmith shop, a cry could be heard that pierced the wind as it ushered in the New Year:
"YIPPEE KY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!"
THE CAST:
Matt Dillon....... James Arness http://cayman.globat.com/~trademarksnet.com/GUNSMOKE/GunsmokeTGAW/Marks-Stuff/Gunsmoke/arnalamo.jpg Sunshine ......Annie MacGregor http://www.thefunnypage.com/sunshine/sunshine.gif
Miss Kitty.... Amanda Blake
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Doc Adams...Milburn Stone http://www.boothill.org/images/hof_stone.jpg
Festus Haggen... Ken Curtis http://www.eviltwin.velvetsofa.com/Curtis/graphics/gallery/Gallery4.jpg
Sam Noonan ........ Glenn Strange http://myweb.wvnet.edu/~u0e53/grafix/GLENNSTRANGE.JPG
2007-12-31 04:08:42
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answered by I am Sunshine 6
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TOGETHER AGAIN!!
Once upon a time, a young couple, Laura and Dean, were lying on the banks of the Swanee River, just enjoying being together again. They had been in love before he left to serve in Iraq, but had decided to put things “on hold” until he came back—IF he came back.
Laura said to Dean, “All the while you were gone, it was like it was raining in my heart. I was so sad and lonely. I couldn’t stop thinking about you. I was so worried you might be injured ....... or worse.” Dean answered tenderly, “Your lonely days are over, Sweetheart. You know I have always loved you.”
Dean turned to Laura and asked, “Remember when we used to go wading in the river when we were kids?” She answered, “Sure do, honey. It was so much fun to take off our shoes and socks, and go wading in that cool water.” Dean replied, “Well, now that we are grown up, I was wondering what you would say to taking off all our clothes, and going skinny dipping?”
Laura answered, “I love that idea, but this place is just too public. I would be embarrassed to have someone discover us in our ‘nothins’.” Dean responded, “I see your point. Here’s another idea—Let’s get married. There is nothing to hold us back now!!”
Laura smiled and gave Dean a long deep kiss. “I love all your ideas Dean, and you know I love you. I accept your proposal. Now here’s an idea of mine. There is no one home at my place, and we have a back-yard pool. My parents are out of town for the weekend. We could go skinny dipping there. Soooooo, Come On A My House. Maybe later we could think of some other ways to make up for all this lost time!!
2007-12-31 10:36:58
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answered by soupkitty 7
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It's a soliloquy:
"Oh, Swanee, come on a my house, we'll be together again! It's been so long since we've seen each other! Only by being together again can the raining in my heart be stopped. Oh dearest, being with you is like drinking cool water after a week in the desert! Swanee, won't you come on a my house?"
2007-12-31 03:48:28
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answered by Julie F 5
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When she walked out on me I thought that I'd never feel the cool water of the Swanee River lapping at my toes again because it was still raining in my heart. Then another little philly passed on by and made me shout "come on a my house baby!" and we lived happily ever after.
2007-12-31 03:46:38
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answered by SainTtothEeVE 4
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I found a letter in the attic while looking for my pants (don't ask). I felt kind of bad reading it, at first. It almost felt like I was violating his privacy or something but I blew off that feeling pretty quick, and, in the end, I'm glad I did.
For years, I thought my grandpa was just a cranky old man, mad at the world for no apparent reason. I still think he's a cranky old man but now I think I know why.
Here's the letter in it's entirety (I probably should ask him before posting this but he's holding that cane of his again and it hurts.):
My Sweetie Swanee,
You left on a Tuesday and it rained that day.
It's rained ever since.
And, it'll be a Tuesday when you return.
You'll come on a my house and we'll be together again and the cool water raining in my heart will finally evaporate to mist. "Swanee--how I love ya, how I love ya."
You know that song was written for you.
See Ya Soon, JJS 1939
Well, that was the letter. My grandpa married my grandma, Beth-Ann, in September of 1939. I think it's still raining in there.
2007-12-31 03:43:07
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answered by maxwelll_tripelllo 6
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We were looking at the `Cool Water` and finally! we were `Together Again.` The tears that he shed for seeing me again were `Raining in my heart.` When he said `Swanee,` my name just echoed through my ears. O `Come On A my House` he said and the rest was history.
Idk it was kinda corny and who has a name like swanee? idk i was just trying to work it in
2007-12-31 03:06:25
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answered by Anonymous
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