PERKS OF BEING OVER 50, 60, 70, or 80?
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you????"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat supper at 4 PM .
9. You can live without sex but not your glasses
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
1 2 You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to payoff.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National Weather Bureau.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
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18. Your supply of brain cells are finally down to manageable size.
19. You can't remember who sent you this list .
And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.
2007-12-31 02:52:02 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
I like this question because it cheers me up (kind of)
It's very humorous too...though a bit dark. I think I'd add
20, You are full of Wisdom
Because i think older people are.
2007-12-31 04:52:11 · answer #1 · answered by Suzita 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
its hack to get old
2007-12-31 11:44:23 · answer #2 · answered by carole 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and I am one of the perkiest seniors around.
2007-12-31 08:45:24 · answer #3 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another star from me LOVE IT LOVE IT needed a good laugh today thanks !!!
2007-12-31 05:18:28 · answer #4 · answered by Debbie L 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Perks to being a senior citizen:
1. senior discounts
2. being able to identify with jokes only people your age understand.
That's it. Just two. Thanks for the laugh.
2007-12-31 04:38:24 · answer #5 · answered by California Gal 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You only hope to get as old as us someday!! These were so funny I had to send to all of my "more mature" friends.
2007-12-31 04:33:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mobileman, that was good, hide your own Easter eggs and have trouble finding them. And Fisherman, I must say I resemble most of these! Have another star!
2007-12-31 03:08:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
You can hide your own Easter eggs...
2007-12-31 03:00:09 · answer #8 · answered by mobileminiatures 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
no
2007-12-31 02:59:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey I am a perky person then.Thanks for opening my eyes.....Good morning...
2007-12-31 02:58:03 · answer #10 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋