OMG what if I am....?
2007-12-31 01:28:41 · 19 answers · asked by ..................?............. 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
OMG Queen I have had cotton candy...dang!
2007-12-31 01:35:20 · update #1
Oh thats right nicl....but I had cotton candy 2 days ago.....OMG
2007-12-31 01:40:03 · update #2
Thank god for muddy.....give him a treat from me...
2007-12-31 05:26:22 · update #3
Nah! Women like you don't get pregnant, they get even! LOL!
2007-12-31 05:38:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
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^everthing he says....
2007-12-31 14:54:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know you asked this humorously, but I feel the need to humorously vent and educate the youngins on this one...so...please forgive me for being serious...a rare thing with me...hee hee...
I've always been amazed and humorously confounded by the sheer huge number of "could I be pregnant" questions on here that are asked by the youngins...
And even a few of them have been asked by "adult" women...
One time...I answered one of those questions this way, and I think I speak for all "intelligent people" out there when I answered...
"Are you female? Did you have unprotected non-birth control sex with a male?"
"Then...YES! You are probably pregnant, you naive person you...remind me to kill your parents and school educators later!"
I mean...for chrissakes, women of the world...
The only way you should have any doubt about being pregnant is...
If you DIDN'T have unprotected birth control sex with a male...
Telling all of us on this website about the intimate details of your "ovulation cycle" is ridiculous...
(Disclaimer: I DO understand that these women probably are not REALLY seeking a "true" answer to that question...they are simply seeking some "emotional support" from other women about their "stressful suspicions" about their "pregnancy angst...")
But it sometimes makes me wonder when they go into the details of their "spotting and ovulation" cycle, if they truly understand the "absurd nature" of their "pregnancy" question...
The same feeling I get from the teen males who ask "masturbation" or "sex with female" questions...
Where are the parents these days?!?
Geezus! Even if this website was available to me when I was a kid...it never would have occurred to me to use this website as a "pregnancy or sexual educational opinion source..."
Get a clue, people...
(remind me to kill all of your parents and teachers, later...holy moly!)
2007-12-31 13:56:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you took your pants off for Sex & didn't use anything ...You might be...
2007-12-31 13:46:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg you are SO pregnant.
shall I start the preparations for the shower?
will there be a wedding with the Pope?
*AHEM* and i don't mean him to be the one reading from the bible to marry you lol
who da baby daddy? oh, just the POPE. lol
2007-12-31 13:42:48 · answer #5 · answered by Just Me ♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my dog Muddy is psychic, and he says no.
2007-12-31 13:21:16 · answer #6 · answered by mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hi how do u feel can i help good luck
2007-12-31 11:26:19 · answer #7 · answered by WTamSP 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
UH....I hate to tell you this..... but Jim Morrison left this plane many years ago, so unless you have spent A LOT of money and are EXTREMELY freaky......... my guess would be that you are just under a lot of stress - -
2007-12-31 10:09:43 · answer #8 · answered by BikerChick 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you mean the sock didn't work?! Oh,no... now what?!
2007-12-31 09:43:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm not the father, if you are pregnant.
2007-12-31 09:42:50 · answer #10 · answered by The Sidewalkinator 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋