2007-12-31 00:24:50 · 14 answers · asked by Ethar 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ask a question. It depends on where you are. At a party, you could ask (1) Am I at the right party? I've been here an hour and I am not sure? (2) Where are the hosts, toilets, food, glasses, pool, exit, nearest petrol station, a possible lift home, a really big safety pin? (3) You could make nice comments about something a person is wearing. (4) You could ask someone what some dish is on the buffet and then when they tell you, taste it and then ask them if they know the recipe.
If I see a disable person, I will ask them HOW DID YOU END UP IN THIS WHEELCHAIR? Most people think you have to pretend they are not in the chair, so as to be politically correct, so they are only too happy to tell you. You could offer then to get them a drink or food. Ask to sit on their lap and have a ride (if you are not too fat).
Something to make people break the ice with you, is that most people will push the hostess's dog's nose away when it sticks it between your legs. But if you pretend not to notice, people will try to drag the dog away or alert you to it. When they do this, freak out and say I THOUGHT IT WAS MY BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND. This is why you should always wear knickers to a party.
At the laundromat ask for change or directions or closing times or where the nearest magazine store is. In a bookshop ask a person which book they think your Auntie would like best.
A man came up to me in the street and said I WOULD LIKE TO GET TO KNOW YOU. I thought this was a good line but I was rushing to an appointment and I couldn't take him up on it.
2007-12-31 00:42:09 · answer #1 · answered by wemblania 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Usually, I just smile at someone and that's all it takes: I've noticed that so few people these days smile just because they feel like smiling.
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2007-12-31 10:01:57 · answer #2 · answered by rockiebattles411 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm wanted for armed robbery in five states.
2007-12-31 09:04:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Soooooo HOws everybody feeling tonight!!! lol I got that from Ace ventura pet detective.
2007-12-31 08:34:45 · answer #4 · answered by Hey There 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
mmm well this is awkward isnt it!! then they lol.cheers :)
2007-12-31 08:33:24 · answer #5 · answered by shrebee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just say HI.
2007-12-31 08:33:13 · answer #6 · answered by kim t 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I ask if they know the price of apples. Hopefully they will laugh and start talking.
2007-12-31 08:31:53 · answer #7 · answered by barbwire 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow that a nice name where did ur parents came up with something so pretty
2007-12-31 08:30:33 · answer #8 · answered by The Black Knight 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A cheesy pickup line I heard:
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
2007-12-31 08:29:14 · answer #9 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Check, Please...LOL
2007-12-31 08:29:12 · answer #10 · answered by remoserjr107 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋