Can I have my PhD, now?
2007-12-30 20:40:34 · 4 answers · asked by Brant 7 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
Hey, at least I have real evidence of its existence! All I have to do is make up a particle and get people to believe it. Inferons! That's it.
2007-12-30 20:42:33 · update #1
Tom, thanks. Where are you, Australia. New Zealand?
I've been annoyingly skeptical of this dark matter thing ever since I first saw it. I think it's all due to the expression, "missing matter." Naturally, scientists are going to try to find it. But just because we have the term, (which means the matter necessary to close the Universe), DOESN'T mean it exists.
Anyway, I proposed the inferon, and I expect a Nobel Prize for it, in addition to my PhD.
2007-12-30 22:30:10 · update #2
Darn it all! I just found out that my inferon particle actually has to be *observed* in order for me to get any recognition or degrees. So when did they change the rules?
2007-12-31 05:18:25 · update #3
No, Brant. If Idle Speculation had mass, the earth would be a supermassive black hole.
Why would you want a PhD anyway? It just means Piled higher, Deeper.
2007-12-31 04:25:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of my great interests since I started skulking about Wacko! Answers has been Brant's progress and development. Brilliant, lad!
And don't mind me. I've just watched some New Year fireworks and had some New Year champagne.
2007-12-30 21:59:15 · answer #2 · answered by Choose a bloody best answer. It's not hard. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can have your PHd after you name all the known exoplanets that have been discovered by memory,,
LOL
2007-12-30 21:21:41 · answer #3 · answered by SPACEGUY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
42!!
2007-12-30 20:45:32 · answer #4 · answered by Baloneyus_Monk 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋