i need to stop using that word.
please give mature answers.
thank you!
2007-12-30 16:42:16 · 71 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
It kinda depends on which context in which you plan to use the word.
If you're describing a PILE of it, you could call it "poop," or "crap."
If you're saying it out of frustration, you could try "darn," or "shoot."
If you're using it as an adjective, you could call something "lousy," rather than "sh*tty."
If you need to go to the bathroom, you could refer to it as: taking a "dump."
If you ENJOY something, you could say: Wow, this is the "stuff!"
If your car is skidding out of control, and you're scared, you could yell: Oh "Noooooooo!" instead of "Oh "Shhhhhhhhh*t!"
It you STILL crash into a wall after yelling "Oh Nooo!," and your car stops WORKING, then you can call it a useless piece of "junk," rather than the obvious.
Your kids are acting up? Simply tell them: I'm not going to put up with this "nonsense," rather than the obvious.
If you're about to fight someone, you could say: I'm gonna beat the "snot" out of you!
So again, it all depends on how you plan to USE it.
***However, if you own a breed of dogs known as a shitzu (also spelled "Shih Tzu" by the Chinese), then you're just sh*t outta luck, because a shitzu is a shitzu, and if she's a female, then it opens up a whole NEW can of worms, because that means she's a shitzu *****.
Good luck breaking your habit, and Happy New Year!
2007-12-30 17:28:34 · answer #1 · answered by SirReno7 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
dammitt!
2007-12-31 15:29:34 · answer #2 · answered by xobabybriiox 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sh*t, as an adjective: blasted, confound it, cripes, darn, damn it, dang, darnation, doggone, drat, gosh-darn, hell-fire, infernal.
Sh*t, a noun, as in debris: litter, bits, crap, detritus, dregs, dross, fragments, garbage, junk, offal, pieces, refuse, remains, rubbish, rubble, ruins, trash, waste, wreck, wreckage.
Sh*t, a noun when you are calling someone a name: amazon, backbiter, battle-ax, biddy, *****, calumniator, carper, detractor, dragon, fire-eater, fishwife, fury, harpy, harridan, hell cat, hellion, hussy, madcap, muckraker, nag, ogress, old biddy, porcupine, reviler, scold, she-devil, she-wolf, siren, spitfire, termagant, tigress, virago, vituperator, vixen, wench.
2007-12-31 03:45:53 · answer #3 · answered by Beach Saint 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Learn a lot more of the English language by reading and you will be able to express yourself more politely and forcibly.
As well, listen critically to those who express themselves well and learn.
Slang is a very lazy and mundane way of expressing yourself.
Good on you for becoming aware of the impact that your language has on others.
2007-12-30 17:15:04 · answer #4 · answered by Rose 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
shitaki-mushrooms
Sugar Honey Iced Tea
2007-12-30 16:44:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Shitalking mushrooms!
Hah
I also knew someone who said Sugar Honey Iced Tea.
Haha.. yeaahh... clever eh.
2007-12-30 16:46:32 · answer #6 · answered by gottahav 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sh*t= shite
cr*p= crabs
f*ck= fudge-monkeys
d*mn=dangz-it
all of my friends and i came up with those... they're really weird and if people hear you saying them, they laugh at you.... it's a good conversation starter, believe it or not
good luck :-D it's a hard habit to break, i know lol
2007-12-30 17:26:00 · answer #7 · answered by pomeranianlvr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fecal matter
A dump
Human waste
Remnants of a bowel movement
Intestinal byproduct
2007-12-30 16:45:21 · answer #8 · answered by Chazman1347 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I started saying
sugar honey ice tea (same thing but it is sexy)
and then there is shoot - not so sexy...
fudge always works for the f word...
2007-12-30 16:46:23 · answer #9 · answered by prettylilredbonegal 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Schnikes. I think it is from the movie Tommy Boy.
2007-12-30 16:45:48 · answer #10 · answered by Vicki D 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋