ok ummm i actually fell on a rock while ice skating really fast, and i was racing, about 1 year ago, and, (laughing,) i ummm kinda didn't know how to stop, so i tried to stop and i fell on a rock. I mean, how can you trip on a rock. FUNNY PART is(but not really) i was bleeeding like bloody murder, got 22 stiches, and i broke my jaw.. Very stupid.
2007-12-30 18:05:00
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answered by Johnathan Pritchard 2
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lmaoo Water House at aye bay bay cinnamon?
I shouldn't be saying this but once I asked my friend when April fools day was. She was like the 1st. and I'm like no I mean what month. she looked at me like I was an idiot and said April.
There was an awkward pause, then I laughed hysterically. I'm not usually such an airhead.
2007-12-30 16:01:19
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answered by it'sKIRA 4
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haha. i do things like that all the time too ;).
the stupidest thing ive done recently is we were cleaning up around our pool, and my mom wanted to me take the air out of an old float. so i got the air out of most of it, but there was this pillow part that was not going to deflate, and i was determined to get it. so, i decided to jump on it and it didnt even give in when i did, hard as i could (and im not exactly the thinest) i banged my butt on the sidewalk, and luckily my head and the rest of my back landed on the grass, otherwise i would have cracked my head open. i was sore for a week!!! :(
2007-12-30 15:59:34
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answered by shannonm525 3
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this sin't my dumbest thing, but one time i was jumping on my mom and dads bed, cuz they said i couldn't jump on mine. Well i fell, and i hit my butt on the edge, and fell over into the clothes basket, and almost snapped my neck. I was stuck in the clothes basket upside down for about 30 mins.
me and the neighborhood kids were riding are bikes back from downtown, when i thought it would be cool to show off. So i started to ride my bike with no hands, and the girl in front of me stopped on her bike. I ran into her, and didn't have enough time to grab the handle bars. I hit a hole in the road, and flipped over the handlebars, and ended up breaking my wrist
2007-12-30 17:00:39
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answered by Shayde Dracul 4
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When I was 6 or 7 I used to love to sit ontop of the dining room table(not on the chairs!). My mom used to have a lot of cactus plants and she had a few little ones she had put on the table for decoration.... I plopped onto the table and sat right on the effing cactus. I ran back into my mom's room and proceeded to pull cactus needles out of my a** cheeks for the next few hours. Traumatizing!
2007-12-30 16:06:57
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answered by *the dancing machine* 3
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I can't think of one big thing, but i am the biggest klutz EVER! This afternoon, I went out into the garage to grab a water out of the fridge out there, and for some [stupid] reason, i didn't want the one in the front, but the second one, so I pulled the second one out.... the front one went falling over, hit a tray of like 100000 christmas cookies my grandma made and made it rain christmas cookies in our garage. Needless to say, my mom was NOT proud =)
2007-12-30 16:04:33
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answered by Lauren 4
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i tried to dry my pyjamas (cause you know when theyre just out of the dryer and theyre all warm and comfy) and i decided i didn wanna wait so long and i decided to put them into the microwave ;D and i had some socks that i used to sleep with you know the type with little rubber things in the bottom to keep from slipping on the floors well they had some shiney sequins (they were clifford lol) and i didnt really take them in mind when i put them into the micro and it wasnt until my mom noticed that something smelled like it was burning that i realized it wasnt such a good idea it didnt set on fire or anything but my shiney red sequins were all melted to my socks and i had to throw them away....shame shame lol i think i was like 9 or so but yea i dont think ill ever forget that!
2007-12-30 16:18:27
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answered by HP.obsessive 2
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I was hiking down a mountain and my foot got caught on something and I took a step with my other foot and stepped on a slippery rock and went flying like i literally did a backflip i the air and I ended up on a totally different trail lol.
Also I asked my cousin (who i hadnt seen in a really long time) when the baby was due...yeah but she wasn't pregnant
Then of course there was the time I was sitting on the heater next to the window in my history class and I leaned back, but i didn't realize the window was open and I like toppled out lol it was okay because we were on the first floor, but i was just like laying there in the grass feeling like a total idiot
2007-12-30 15:59:16
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answered by ♥Remy♥ 5
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There were these protesters protesting against something and i took a police officers cap from his head thinking he would be too busy with the protesters but he chased me as well as some undercover cops that were in the crowd and i was on the evening news for that....
2007-12-30 16:00:37
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answered by ? 5
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I've had the unfortunate experience of having lived.
Once, really drunk, I tried to jump about a story, because I wanted to know how that would be like. I fractured my ankle.
I'd like to point out that I am older and wiser now.
2007-12-30 15:59:05
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answered by Anonymous
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