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my douche scent is "new car smell"

2007-12-30 14:39:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 1

Right this minute, I'm sitting in a big tub of Cream of Mushroom Soup with 3 friends.

2007-12-30 14:42:28 · answer #2 · answered by chok.init 2 · 5 0

I'm a chick magnet, and all women eventually fall for me.

One look, and they are so repulsed, they fall over their own feet as they run away in abject terror. "Night of the Living Dead" comes to mind.

I couldn't get a date if I were the last man on Earth.

Oh, sorry, I thought you said IS true.

2007-12-30 14:45:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Im working on some groundbreaking research that could lead to a cure for the common cold.

2007-12-30 14:38:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Sandi and I have 3 somes in dark allies!

2007-12-30 17:35:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I earned a little over a million dollars this year, and I am the illigitimate daughter of Prince Charles...

haha...i wish

2007-12-30 14:37:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

I always hear wild stories about all of my escapades from when I was younger. I really wasn't as wild as everyone likes to believe...

2007-12-30 14:39:19 · answer #7 · answered by Rex B 5 · 1 0

i am a wwe superstar

2007-12-31 00:48:28 · answer #8 · answered by undertaker"s number#1 fan 4 · 1 0

I once stood atop Lookout Mountain and tinkled on a leprechaun while Tina smelled like a new car.

2007-12-31 00:05:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I worked at Area 51 for a few years. It's not what you think.

2007-12-30 14:37:29 · answer #10 · answered by Mattdude 3 · 5 1

I have 7 Nipples.

2007-12-30 14:37:29 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

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