My neice just sent me this email...it is a true story...thought you'd all enjoy it.
Pls star if you like it so I can tell her. Thx.
What a dad!
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We
decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a
teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all
different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring
at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke
on his response; knowing he would have a good one.
And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response, 'Got
drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you
were my son.
2007-12-30 14:22:25 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
I work with senior citizens. I told them this classic quotatin from your pop and it left them in tears! Everyone was cracking up including me. If you ever have anymore bring them on. Tell yur pop he's the greatest!
2007-12-30 14:35:57 · answer #1 · answered by Bonnie 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
After that who had to be picked up from the floor - your dad or the teenager? I bet it was the teenager. You can safely tell your niece it was a classic.
2007-12-30 16:27:52 · answer #2 · answered by Traveller 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's a classic! What a quick wit. I'd never think of something so funny to say.
2007-12-30 14:33:35 · answer #3 · answered by Miz D 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG now that was funny. I was laughing out loud. Thanks
for sharing that. I needed a good laugh tonight.
2007-12-30 18:45:47 · answer #4 · answered by Lynn 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Star for you, thinking about coloring my gray wig like that and see what people have to say to me.
2007-12-30 18:21:02 · answer #5 · answered by Bruce Q 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like something my Dad would have said.
2007-12-30 14:36:22 · answer #6 · answered by sophielove10 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Tell ur niece she had a wonderful cool dad.
*clapping hands*
2007-12-30 15:49:55 · answer #7 · answered by stevenyeo86 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is funny and a classic. Chuckles and a star!!
2007-12-30 17:09:29 · answer #8 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats the funniest thing I have ever heard LOLLOL, thanks lol, thanks, thats priceless. I'm going to share this one. I'm writing this down as fast as I can in case it gets reported and removed.
2007-12-30 14:39:05 · answer #9 · answered by Star doodle 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I liked that one!
2007-12-30 14:37:28 · answer #10 · answered by UncleBuck 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋