Do yourself a favor and call animal control. When he started that with me I thought it was cute at first and started feeding him and everything.
It finally got to where the bastard was crapping all over my yard, tearing up my flower beds and that damn howling, oh my gosh! Last time I saw him I sent about 4 rounds of buckshot straight at his bunghole! Sorry for sending him to your house though but take my advice and nip this thing in the bud!
2007-12-30 14:17:19
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answered by Anonymous
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Let him in. Get him stoned. Then grab your digicam and call the Weekly World News.
Definitely don't call the cops. Batboy hates having to bail him out and Elvis will leave a chupacabra in the back seat of your car. By the time it's done with you, getting probed by the grays will seem like a relief. After that, you'll get a harsh letter from Nessie's Solicitor. And you can forget ever being a page 3 girl.
2007-12-30 13:32:04
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answered by Anonymous
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call the police on the non-emergency quantity. tell them you are going to be able to desire to make an animal nuisance checklist. The police can value ticket the buddies if there's a leash regulation on your section. they are in a position to additionally touch animal administration and tell them that's a severe concern so which you get swifter provider. speaking to the buddies won't do an mind-blowing style of stable. They already comprehend the canines are a situation on the grounds that they have been yelling at them.
2016-10-10 16:26:12
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answered by ? 4
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Hey, I thought we were friends and you invited me over for beers with you and granny? I was looking in the window because you did not answer the door. Now you make fun of my size 14 feet. Well I never! Harumph! I am taking my 40 oz and bottle of wine in a brown bag with a straw home with me. See if I come to your trailer park again.
2007-12-30 14:21:53
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answered by Anonymous
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If Bigfoot was peeking in my window, I'd start to freak out for sure. I live on the 9th floor. As for who to call, I see Squirrel is here with his bottle, he can get him drunk and lead him away. lol
2007-12-30 14:26:02
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answered by Anonymous
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At the moment I'm on the 2nd florr, so he'd have to be a REALLY Bigfoot, lol!
Sounds more like a job for the marines, now. ;-)
2007-12-30 13:12:09
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answered by Harry Monk (18 'til I Dry) 5
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I make good use of the second amendment and bag me up a Bigfoot.
2007-12-30 13:12:22
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answered by Jackson 3
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I would let him get a good look. He won't be there for long I can tell you that and it will be as much of a thrill as I've had in months.
2007-12-30 13:43:33
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answered by ShrunkenFro™ 7
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How many times do I have to say this... people, it's Sasquatch! Have some respect!
2007-12-31 08:02:43
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answered by Gen•X•er (I love zombies!) 6
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no i would let him be
2007-12-31 04:56:42
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answered by irish_matt 7
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