Once there was a millionaire who had a collection of live alligators. He kept them in a pool at the back of his mansion.
The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day, he decides to throw a huge party.
During the party he announces, "My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!"
As soon as he finishes his last word, there is the sound of a large splash.
The guests all turn to see a man in the pool swimming as fast as he can. They cheer him on as he keeps stroking.
Finally, the swimming man makes it to the other side unharmed. The millionaire is so impressed, he says, "My boy, that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain. Which do you want, my daughter or the one million dollars?"
The man says, "Listen, I don't want your money. I don't want your daughter, either. I want the person who pushed me in that water!"
2007-12-30 10:28:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Guess he wanted to pool his resources ..
2007-12-30 10:44:49 · answer #1 · answered by Teable 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Michael Phelps. i think of you recognize what he looks like. end swimming. it is going to under no circumstances bypass away except you end. even then, i do no longer think of they are going to bypass away. i'm pleased with my wide solid swimmer shoulders :)
2016-10-02 22:11:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it .lol
2007-12-30 22:50:45 · answer #3 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious Suzie - loved it. Another star for you! CJ
2007-12-30 19:36:18 · answer #4 · answered by CJ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can't swim, but I may be the one who pushed him in! Chuckles and a star!!
2007-12-30 16:40:16 · answer #5 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I cannot swim to save my life but I can back float and become alligator food. LOL
2007-12-30 10:33:21 · answer #6 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Hey, that is pretty funny. I have never heard that before. As to your questions, yes, I consider myself a good swimmer.....
2007-12-30 11:03:27 · answer #7 · answered by Judith H 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
wasn't too bad, a good clean joke - unusual for this site at this time of night - well done!
2007-12-30 10:32:59 · answer #8 · answered by L 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I can swim but not that good.
2007-12-30 10:56:41 · answer #9 · answered by Angel Bonnie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
clever gave me a giggle
2007-12-30 10:34:40 · answer #10 · answered by austins mum 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋