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Just because you haven't had a period doesn't mean you're pregnant...it just means you're a man, that's all. Oh, and I don't think being fat could ever be "disgusting." The only thing you mentioned that might be disgusting is the unprotected sex! Now that's nee-@ss-tee!

2007-12-30 14:02:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you're 4 months along peeing on a stick might not prove anything because I think HCG levels ( the thing the stick tests for) decrease after the third month or so usually by that time a woman knows she is pregnant. I would call a doctor and set up an appointment to have a blood test. If the blood test says you are then start your prenatal care, if you aren't pregnant you're going to have to talk to a doctor as to why you haven't had your period in such a long time. While it's not too uncommon or unhealthy to miss your period for a month there could be a bigger problem with missing it for 4 months. While it is more and likely that you are pregnant based off of the information that you told us, it won't hurt to go talk to a doctor and get the blood test.

2016-05-28 03:12:39 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Yes, Bill, and in 5 months you are going to deliver a colo-rectal tumor with a smile on its a s s.

\EDIT: Of course it will have all varieties of STDs and will not survive 5 days but you will still mount funeral games and have 10,000 slaves sacrificed and fed to ravenous captive llamas to show your grief.

2007-12-30 10:10:48 · answer #3 · answered by Der Lange 5 · 0 0

I don't think a man can get pregnant--you ate too much for the holidays. She maybe but you never. Too much Bill. You are really something and I like it.

2007-12-30 10:28:16 · answer #4 · answered by 'Old & Cudley' 7 · 0 0

Yes,Bill.


Congrats.

2007-12-30 10:05:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Yes, I've known a Bill to be pregnant before...

Heck, if I was named Bill and was pregnant, I'd be a millionare!!
Until scientist wanted to disect me to see how a man could get pregnant...... that's what happened to him.....

2007-12-30 10:07:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ummm, okaaaaaaaaaaaay
lmao!

Maybe with a 12pack of beer or Pepsi, but no baby, babe!

Here's a Star! Happy New Years!

2007-12-30 10:17:24 · answer #7 · answered by P@r@dise 3 · 0 0

Good try there Bill. No I would say that you have eaten way too much bad food and drunk way too many beers.

2007-12-30 10:08:25 · answer #8 · answered by toymod 5 · 0 0

Well, Bill is usually a man's name, so I suspect that you are not pregnant.

:-)

2007-12-30 10:21:40 · answer #9 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0 0

No Bill,

you're not expecting..

2007-12-30 10:05:49 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

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