A newly married man was discussing his honeymoon.He says to his buddy at lunch, "Last night, I rolled over, tapped my beautiful young wife on the shoulder, gave her a wink, and we had ourselves a performance!Later that night, about 2 o'clock, I rolled over, gave my sweetie a nudge, and we had ourselves another performance.Well, being so newly married and not yet tired of the task, I waited quietly in bed while my beauty slept until I couldn't wait any longer.It was 4 o'clock when I gave her a little nudge.She opened her blue eyes and smiled sweetly.We immediately had ourselves a rehearsal."
"A rehearsal?" his buddy asks, "Don't you mean a performance?"
"No, because a rehearsal is when nobody c***es.
"
2007-12-30 09:51:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
I remember my honeymoon and it was not a rehearsal. hahaha
2007-12-30 10:06:44 · answer #1 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
We didn't have a honeymoon at all! We got married on the Saturday and on the Monday Tc had to go to work....his boss wouldn't let him have any holiday time and he even asked him if he would go into work on the Saturday afternoon. When Tc said he was getting married that morning his boss said "Yes I know, but could you come in to work in the afternoon and do a couple of hours". Tc was a warehouseman.
We're hoping to go away somewhere for our 25th anniversary, but it'll have to be somewhere in the UK coz neither of us like the idea of going on a plane or over the sea.
2007-12-30 11:24:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Just thinking of my honeymoon gives the shivers -- power went out, the room was colder than a witches mammeries and the bride wasn't overly exited with the effects of the cold (me neither)
2007-12-30 10:11:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
well.lol
2007-12-30 22:51:42 · answer #4 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why would you want company on your honeymoon?
2007-12-30 21:31:38 · answer #5 · answered by inthedark 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Suzie you are on a roll again - keep them coming - I always need a good laugh! Thanks CJ
2007-12-30 19:40:15 · answer #6 · answered by CJ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Neither of my honeymoons was worth the trip.
2007-12-30 11:05:03 · answer #7 · answered by missingora 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Our honeymoon was great for me cause I was a virgin and so was she. The next night got better. That's when my wife showed me how to make her have an orgasm and showed me some different positions.
2007-12-30 10:24:40 · answer #8 · answered by UncleBuck 5 · 4⤊ 2⤋
some honeymoons NEVER END,
Thank God!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-12-30 11:19:21 · answer #9 · answered by angels_angelsarehere 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
A little too much information for me, thanks!
2007-12-30 11:05:06 · answer #10 · answered by Snow Globe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋