Two military policemen were chasing a fleeing draftee from The military base.
The draftee ran into the courtyard of a convent where a nun was seated on a round bench beneath a tree quietly reading a book. He said to her "quick sister, please hide me I don't want to be Drafted and the MP's are chasing me!" She lifted up her skirts and said hide under my skirt.
The two policemen came By and asked if she had seen anyone. She replied "no".
After they left she told the young boy to come out all was OK He said you have a nice set of legs for a nun! She replied if you reach up a little farther you'll find a set of balls! I'm not going to be drafted either!
2007-12-30 08:23:03 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
I'm chewing gum and I bit my tongue when I read "reach up a little farther you'll find a set of balls!"
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2007-12-30 09:42:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
It seems there is two kinds of drafts and neither one could get up under that skirt. That is very funny.
2007-12-30 08:56:17 · answer #2 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
sounds to me like the boy was out of the frying pane and into the fire.he could have been into some mind blowing situation,or sub-mited to some hard labour !!!!! If you follow the drift.
2007-12-30 08:32:47 · answer #3 · answered by clive s 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
bit drafty up there .lol
2007-12-30 22:52:34 · answer #4 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those two have been at it for an awful long time now
2007-12-30 21:29:09 · answer #5 · answered by inthedark 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Beautiful joke. Good or bad habits, they all serve a purpose.
2007-12-30 12:10:20 · answer #6 · answered by sniggle 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No wonder the dudes were fleeing to Canda in my generation--
2007-12-30 08:57:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Like it Suzie
2007-12-30 08:28:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I bet he felt a little nutty too
2007-12-30 08:33:23 · answer #9 · answered by Jan 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Laughs and giggles!!!
I don't believe we should have a draft at all.
2007-12-30 08:30:18 · answer #10 · answered by curious connie 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋