Can you compose an "off the top of your head" story with these words in the given order?

Question

Valid
Veiled
Virtual
Vivid
Marathon
Morbid
Mulling
Mission impossible
Ready!
Rigged
Revealing
Roadway

Answer 1

(Psst, BTW welcome back)

I had a VALID theme in mind when I sat down to write this missive. But my thoughts have become VEILED and the VIRTUAL picture I had in mind is no longer VIVID. My brain has been on a MARATHON of late due to my MORBID addiction to answering Word/Wordplay questions. My mind is constantly MULLING over the almost MISSION IMPOSSIBLE of coming up with new and original, as well as entertaining story form answers. I read, "Can you.........?," and immediately, with pen posed, I am READY! Sometimes I think these questions are RIGGED to trigger my unsatable thirst for answering these questions. I sometimes try to resist but my weakness is very REVEALING of my inability to do so. The ROADWAY to rehabilitation is long and one I'm not ready to take because I'm having too much dang fun!

Answer 2

It was a valid commentary on my part when I told Mustafa that I understood he had made a veiled threat against my family. Yes, we had owned a very large cat for the last eight years and yes, Sebastian was a virtual dog. He did all the things that cats do, but he also protected us and was known to corner stray dogs and the occasional meter reader. With his last encounter with Sabby (We called our cat SabbyTabby.), vivid in his mind, Mustafa told me he could easily misreport our energy usage to appear that we were customers using marathon amounts of electricity.
Just a few of the neighbors were on hand to see what happened, next.There was a morbid curiosity already in the neighborhood as to how a domestic cat could weigh
75 pounds and stand 3 feet tall. Ever since Sabby reached his present size, about 6 years ago, the family began mulling over the possible causes. Finding out the cat's lineage was a mission impossible as he turned up on the doorstep as an orphan kitten.
I apologized, for the last time, to my "friendly" neighborhood meter reader for his being treed for 3 hours on that hot July day. Mustafa wouldn't back down. "I hope you have your good jogging shoes on," I said to the bristling man, "Ready! here comes Sebastian!" Even though rigged with a bell on his collar, Mr. M.didn't have enough warning and he couldn't have moved fast enough. Sebastian pounced and tore off the back seat of the guy's work jeans, revealing a pair of smiley face boxers, as the guy began hoofing it down the roadway to his truck. It was another catastrophe. Perhaps, Sebastian just misunderstood the furry little man's name. Maybe, he thought it was Mousetafa. He is a very smart cat!
C. :)!!

Answer 3

I am a very computer savvy person who is able to get what appears to be a VALID driver's license anytime I want. So VEILED threats of rescinding my drivers license due to all my speeding violations have no affect on me because I know I can get a "VIRTUAL" license whenever I want. The VIVID graphics program I obtained makes my licenses look more real that the real thing. It may not be legal, but it beats those MARATHON sessions of standing in line at the DMV. i recently read a MORBID account of a person who actually died in line at the DMV. Apparently, this is not as uncommon as one would think.

I have been MULLING over the idea of trying to "steal" a real driver's license from the DMV. I do not think this would be MISSION IMPOSSIBLE as the DMV's website is not as secure as they think it is. I am just about READY to give it a try. I have RIGGED my PC to access their system without REVEALING my location. So the next time you are out driving you had better be careful because I'll be out there speeding along the ROADWAY soon with a "real" driver's license.

(I am so glad you did not say "write a funny story.")

Answer 4

Yes, I can.