Do you really want to feel like a woman. ?

Question

On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

One woman in particular loses it. Screaming,she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! No one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"

For a moment there is silence. everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. This tall, tanned and built guy with jet black eyes starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time.

No one moves. As this man approaches, the woman begins to get excited. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron this."

Answer 1

I guess I'll have to stop ironing my clothes.

Very funny, but just remember, don't be a jumper cable.

A jumper cable walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

Answer 2

You guys all live in a different world from me, I thought the joy of those two making love would keep everybody else distracted from crashing and give the crew the calm to save the plane.......What is an iron? A few years ago my grand daughter asked me that question.

Answer 3

there is not any area of the physique that's reserved to particular sexual orientations. human beings could desire to be at liberty to love all feeling everywhere. that's no longer gay till they want a guy doing it. people who say that it shows gay dispositions are generally insecure of their very own sexuality. The deal is this - as quickly as the couple (i believe they could desire to be married) is in the back of closed doors, there are only 3 regulations: a million. each and every little thing could desire to be consensual - no longer something coerced 2. the two events could desire to agree that each and every physique events are top/risk-free 3. that's going to sense notably much as good as achievable as quickly as the couple is in the back of those closed doors, those 2 human beings's critiques are the only ones that rely. the only instruction manual at that factor is decision. If human beings can not know different human beings's innovations, that's their situation.

Answer 4

Funny

Answer 5

NOW THAT JUST WASN'T FAIR SUZIE!!! LMAO....
Hell I was starting to feel something there!
trying to catch up from yesterday but the headline on the question just wouldn't let me go back one more time without checking this out! Who do you suppose that guy was ...LOL

Yes Ironing truly makes me feel like a woman!!!

Answer 6

Brill
thanx

Answer 7

Yes. I suppose I really need to get my ironing done. Can I have a guy like that to help me? Chuckles Suzie!!

Answer 8

Ooh that could have ended so much better. But I liked it and hope she feels like a woman now, I never iron.

Answer 9

I woke up with a million things to do. I was getting overwhelmed.....Poured a cup of coffee went to YA looked for a cute Avatar named Suzie and got ready to Relax and laugh and I did .....Thank you Suzie for being!!!!!!

Answer 10

well .lol