1. Ellen Degeneres virus: Your IBM suddenly claims it's a Macintosh.
2. Monica Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer.
3. Titanic virus: Makes your whole computer go down.
4. Disney virus: Everything in the computer goes Goofy.
5. Mike Tyson virus: Quits after one byte.
6. Prozac virus: Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
7. Lorena Bobbit virus: Turns your hard drive into 3.5 inch floppy.
8. Woody Allen virus: By-passes the mother board and turns on daughter card.
9. Joey Butafuoco virus: Only attacks minor files.
10. Spice Girl virus: Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.
11. Ronald Reagan virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
12. Dr. Kevorkian virus: Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them.
13. Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.
14. ATT virus: Every 3 minutes it tells you great service you are getting.
15. MCI virus: Every 3 minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the ATT virus.
16. Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
17. Viagra virus: Expands your hard drive while putting too much pressure on your zip drive
18. Then there is the Clinton PC. It has a six inch hard drive and no memory.
2007-12-30 05:51:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Yes I do an automatic scan almost every day, I don't want the likes of your list coming up.
2007-12-30 08:30:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't mind the Oprah virus.
But, I do use protection, and of course as soon as I see a suspicious site, I withdraw.
I brought my computer to be serviced, every time I tried to log on it would play "The Green, Green Grass of Home".
He told it was just the Tom Jones Virus.
I asked him if it was common, he told me that "It's Not Unusual."
2007-12-30 16:55:05 · answer #2 · answered by deepndswamps 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
2 aspirin in the USB port usually fix it .lol
2007-12-31 06:57:39 · answer #3 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have very good virus protection, but did not know there were this many viruses out there. thank you
2007-12-30 16:15:46 · answer #4 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I'm very careful. I would hate to have one of those viruses. Chuckles and a star!
2007-12-30 14:52:01 · answer #5 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Of course a princess always looks after herself!
2007-12-30 14:05:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I look after my computer because it looks after me, - well it looks after my sanity! Yet another brill joke Suzie, thanks.
2007-12-30 14:36:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good!!!
2007-12-30 15:52:56 · answer #8 · answered by curious connie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋