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Hmmm... There are a few options you can choose. UV (probably from sunlight) is relatively painless, but will take very long and has limited effects. Radioactivity (from nuclear waste?) can work, but will damage your tissues as well. Try food sources like severly burnt bbq stuff, that could work.

Oh yea, one more thing, these carcinogens will have greatest effect (100% of cells affected) on your offspring! So it would be most effective to perform these treatments on your gonads, and hopefully you get a super kid! All the best

2007-12-31 03:10:40 · answer #1 · answered by goner8021 3 · 0 0

No kits as such. Similar techniques to the ones described in the BLACK BOOKS for the field preparation of explosives could be developed in this field also, especially for the production of biological weapons, but it would require a working knowledge of both theory and practice to do it. Creating a biological weapon would be relatively easy. The hard part is creating a vaccine or cure to cancel it for your own chosen ones. As far as altering your own DNA, although I think there are a couple of techniques that would work, results would be completely unpredictable and almost certainly lethal. I'd sooner play russian roulette with an automatic.

2007-12-30 13:08:59 · answer #2 · answered by balloon buster 6 · 1 0

I know everyone is giving you a hard time on these answers.

Explaining it to you nicely: Each and every one of your cells contains an exact, full copy of your DNA. Even if you had the education to alter your own DNA, you would have to do it to EVERY cell at the same time. An average human has 50,000,000,000,000 to 75,000,000,000,000 cells (50 to 75 trillion). Even if you could alter 1-billion cells per second (24 hours a day, 7 days a week, with no break whatsoever), it would take you 55 to 82 years to do the job.

That's why scientists try to alter the DNA of single celled organisms (or embryos that have just a few cells).

2007-12-30 03:47:25 · answer #3 · answered by friendlyhelp04 6 · 1 0

A retrovirus will integrate into your DNA and so alter it. AIDS is a retrovirus. Just get infected by AIDS and you will have a good chance to alter the DNA in a subset of your cells. I don't think you'll like the results though.

2007-12-30 03:46:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Somebody been feeding you a line? No such thing.

2007-12-30 03:35:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I think Wal Mart has some on sale.

2007-12-30 03:36:29 · answer #6 · answered by Insomniak 3 · 0 0

Oh yah, at your neighborhood Walgreens!!

2007-12-30 03:36:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yeah, but they are on backorder, so it may take a while to get to you.

2007-12-30 03:36:08 · answer #8 · answered by Stuart 7 · 1 0

Any carcinogen you like!

2007-12-30 03:46:53 · answer #9 · answered by Luciferase 3 · 0 0

no lmao

2007-12-30 03:36:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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