DATELINE: June 8, 1980, McNeill, OH
At around 5:45 am, a call was placed to the McNeill County Sheriff's Office that two men were spotted leaving the MCCC with what appeared to be a corpse. The MCCC (also known as the McNeill County Confectioners Company) was adjacent to the McNeill County Jail and was a hotbed for felonious activity and riffraffery. Although no losses were officially reported, an unofficial source did cite damages to the OMC (Orange Marmalade Contraption) which contained trace evidence of human remains. While neither the corpse, the assailants or the human remains were ever identified, there has been much speculation regarding the ambiguous details of this eerie event. It has been said that the ring leader of the events of June 8, 1980 was none other than Paddington Bear of Darkest Peru. Recent reports suggest that Mr. Bear has assumed a new identity and has been living in exile on Yahoo! Answers. Any one having any information leading to the arrest and conviction of a viable subject should call 1-800-mccc-murder or visit www.mccc-murder-pbear.org. A substantial reward will be given, to wit money, fame, book deal, etc. You may remain anonymous. (although I wouldn't recommend it)
Penfold, I'm sorry to say....I blame this on you. YOU, my friend, are my scapegoat. You can either arrange to turn yourself in within the next 24 hours or I will issue and execute a warrant for your arrest. You have my deepest sympathy.
2007-12-30 19:43:40
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answered by HRH PrincessFreestarr 3
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Good question. But I have to say tht there are Hamilton fans who have admitted that it was his error and they are not making excuses for him. But some of them have been quick to blame the FIA, saying that the red lights should've been green. Reason being if the pit lane is open, why prevent drivers from exiting. Who else they blame I dunno? Probably karma, feeling that Kimi rammed into Sutil in Monaco and he's getting what he deserves now. (What??) It's always easier to blame someone (or anything) than to own up to one's mistake. It was Hamilton's fault here no doubt. He admitted to his mistake. Not only he ruined Kimi's race but his as well.
2016-05-28 01:41:33
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answered by ? 3
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Yes. This latest snowstorm in the US is all your fault. I TOLD YOU to recalibrate and tighten the collimation before shooting that Death Ray at Tyler.
Oh, and you can lay off Moonbelle too. Poor girl feels bad enough as it is.
2007-12-30 03:22:17
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answered by Anonymous
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Naw, I just want to tuck you in and tell you a bedtime story while feeding you warm milk and cookies covered in orange marmalade. You've suffered enough indignity for one day. There's always tomorrow.
2007-12-30 07:27:07
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answered by Anonymous
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Global warming comes to mind.
2007-12-30 02:50:18
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answered by Anonymous
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Just one thing--I blame you for not having commented on my latest "Thoughts on time and rivers." Otherwise, I find you blameless.
2007-12-30 05:23:56
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answered by Elaine P...is for Poetry 7
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I blame you for the Beaver Plague epidemic of 1966... Oh yeah and WWIII (when it comes)
2007-12-30 05:08:40
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answered by Anonymous
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How about the burnt toast at breakfast? Willing to take that one? It's your's!
2007-12-30 03:31:10
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answered by Boopsie 6
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I'd like to blame this insufferable cold weather on someone. Thank you!
2007-12-30 02:49:28
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answered by ≤ Flattery Operated © 7
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Who the hell ate all of my bacon??? Was it you, bear? If so, prepare to suffer from an hour on Uncle Bob the Sicko's knee!!!
2007-12-31 02:35:15
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answered by Anonymous
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