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i'll take my chances riding my bicycle home

2007-12-30 03:53:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Well first of all I would not be found drinking, or drunk on New Years Eve. That said, I am reminded of a true story that took place in this state. A man with obvious problems and probably too much to drink as well, was standing in his birthday suit holding on to a telephone pole in a fairly small town.. When the police arrived they had a heck of a time trying to get him into the cruiser ( and covered) because he kept yelling that her was waiting for Ted Kennedy to arrive and he was going to miss him! So, maybe he called Teddy and he never came!

By the way, are you the same squirrel that keeps stealing my suet and carting it off ? If so, please return it right this minute, the birds miss it!

2007-12-30 05:39:36 · answer #2 · answered by Country Girl 7 · 1 0

Sure.... I figure why not. The chances of this ever happening are pretty slim. I don't drink to begin with and I don't think that Ted Kennedy is ever going to be anywhere close to where I live. Hehehehehehe. Happy New Year!

2007-12-30 03:01:19 · answer #3 · answered by Candy Cane 3 · 1 0

HA! Since you're a friend of Woofer's I won't give you the "Kennedy's are Massachusetts royalty" lecture!

But yeah, I'd take a ride from Teddy as long as it wasn't near any large bodies of water....He's not drinking anymore so I wouldn't worry about that....

2007-12-30 03:27:52 · answer #4 · answered by Kim 6 · 2 0

I swim pretty good so yeah. But my first question to him is what his security team is doing letting me get in the limo with him? I mean him no harm now, and would be curious to talk it over with him. Might even give him a shoulder to cry on, cause I think he needs it badly. But, they don't know that, and if they're doing their job, based on the record, they've got no business letting me within 500 yards of him.
Edit: Same answer for the Bushes.

2007-12-30 02:38:10 · answer #5 · answered by balloon buster 6 · 2 0

Since he has been clean and sober for years I can't see why not.


Would you refuse a ride from the George W. Bush simply because he USED to be a drunk and a coke head?

'Nuff said.

2007-12-30 02:18:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I wouldn't recommend it to young people. But I'm pretty close to my time anyway and at least I'd be going out in good company.

Besides, I'm a strong swimmer, handle shock and cold well and am fat enough to double as a flotation device.

But, I believe minicoop is right. He has a driver these days.

2007-12-30 02:19:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

I would accept the ride and somewhere along the way try to jerk the wheel from him and run into a tree so as to possibly do the world and our country a favor by taking him out.

2007-12-30 02:30:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Not if you recently changed your name to Mary Jo Kopechne and you have to cross a bridge to get back to Chappaquiddick, then No!

You are soooooo bound to get your new cocktail frock wet! haha

2007-12-30 02:51:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Sure..... Then I handcuff his hands behind his back & put him in the trunk. Then I drive the car to a lake & back it into the lake so the trunk begins to fill with water. We'll see what happens by morning...... Did I back it in too far ?.... Did he croak from a coronary ?.... Or is he just very wet ?.... Anyway ya slice it, he deserves it..

2007-12-30 02:29:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

No way..I'd rather hitch a ride with a truck driver.

2007-12-30 02:39:03 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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