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Run through Times Square butt @ss naked on New Year's Eve screaming "I love Danny Boy".

2007-12-30 01:52:03 · answer #1 · answered by Yak 4 · 0 1

Offer to make it two million in the space of 12 months and return your investment 100% at the end of that time.

2007-12-30 01:17:24 · answer #2 · answered by John B 3 · 0 0

say thank you.. but if u offered it to me for a reason like if needed it then u would be considered a good friend but if ur just gonna hand me a million dollars i'd have to make sure it was real lol and honestly i would refuse it cuz i'd feel too bad... i wouldnt wanna know wat u would want in return for giving me that type of money lol

2007-12-30 11:03:51 · answer #3 · answered by <3 4 · 0 0

Let's see....

First, I'll take the pounds, thank you, as the dollar is a sad little thing.

I will be your dog. I will not kill, hurt, or emotionally damage anyone for you, but otherwise I will be your dog. Use me as you will.

2008-01-02 23:40:44 · answer #4 · answered by tombollocks 6 · 0 0

pat your head and say "there there every thing will be ok" up your medication and tell you to lie down. You obviously dont have that amount of cash so diagnosis is you have deep mental health issues.

2007-12-30 00:52:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Give you the satisfaction of making someone very happy

2007-12-30 01:42:37 · answer #6 · answered by Uxorious 5 · 0 0

Anything legal you name it

2007-12-30 00:54:42 · answer #7 · answered by borderscot 2 · 0 0

Make you a cup of tea? Maybe....

2007-12-30 00:48:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would punch you in the snot box.

2007-12-30 00:52:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What do you want me to do?

2007-12-30 00:48:32 · answer #10 · answered by V 2 · 0 0

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