Why do Trolls on here hate cats?

Answer 1

I think trolls hate everything and everyone.

Answer 2

I don't know what you mean by Trolls, but i do not like cats at all. They are killers , they roam around killing birds and then people wonder what have happened to all the sparrows etc. They are all killed by cats. Cat-owners have no control over their animals, they do their business in other peoples yards, enter other peoples houses and pee all over their furniture and that is why i don't like cats. Cats that stay at home are fine but we have cats around here that has homes but spend all their time terrorising the little birds in my yard. We have had two lesser-spotted woodpeckers killed plus a green woodpecker that you don't often see as they are very shy. They killed my little squirrel so if i see a cat in my yard i throw potatoes at it and chase it. They dig out your bulbs , seedlings that cost a lot of money in Uk . rip open the rubbish bags and the foxes get blamed for it, no helllll i do not like cats at all.

Answer 3

Love trolls hate cats

Answer 4

Why I wonder is all this hatetred for animals of diffrent kinds. They belong here too, Work with it to make a solution. The world is not all about you and your things. i think animals are much better than most of you. They don't kill for fun they kill for food. you are just baiting them with your bird feeders. can't anyone just leave nature alone.?

Answer 5

Well a troll has to eat something and cats are better tasting than dogs.

Answer 6

I hate cats because they are always shitting in my garden. If I went and and took a dump in a cat owners garden they would not be too pleased so why should I put up with their cats shitting in mine?

Answer 7

They don't actually hate them, they just like to annoy the rest of us and they know that saying they hate an innocent animal will annoy us.

Answer 8

Cats can pick up the scent of a troll,,,,however,,,they try to hide it,,,,,,,

Answer 9

Errrrrr well most human beings have a sense of humour. It seems that cat owners don't.

I actually like cats but I don't like people with a fixation on cats. I also realised how reactionary cat lovers, especially American ones can be.

In fact the only group of people I enjoy winding up more than cat lovers is cat haters. Like Keith.....there's something about cats that makes them zero in on numptys called Keith and makes them want to take huge dumps in their garden. I use feline-X, a cat laxative with catnip which attracts cats and then makes them pooh stupendously.

My reasoning is that a cat is just an animal: at best they are lovely cute things, at worst - they are arrogant little scumbags.

I don't think many people on here hate cats but over the top questions about pets by owners who have no idea about their animal's nature just annoy us.

The other day a cat came up to me, ran accross the road to come and chimp at me and was chattering away at me. So I stroked it for a while and it went all soppy. I did say to her, "You should see what I write about you on Answers"

She just purred some more.

By comparison, there is a woman who lives around the corner from me who wanders round the streets looking for her 2 cats.....all day. One of the cats sits on our wall at the back of the house and I swear it grins when she is calling it but can't see it. The cat looks at me as if to say "You won't tell, will you?".

So this woman prowls around calling her cats, disturbing those of us trying to sleep because we are on night shift that night.

We haven't got a problem with cats, just their owners.

I prefer tabby cat's as they taste better with chips.

Answer 10

Cats are easy to hate, just like their troll buddies.

GO NEAL!!!!!