.....Is Squidward gay?

Question

I never thought he was gay when i was younger, but now ive been noticing some...references....and i think he might be gay. i dont think hes gay because hes into interprative dance and art and plays clarinet ( guys that play clarimet are HAWT!). its just some things that he says....like in the episode where spongebob is afraid of getting the "iron butt" and comes across a line of people that made a "7 mile long spanking machine" and Squidward asks "Is this where the line starts?" or like in the episode where Squilliam and Squidward are fighting and Squidward tells himself to imaging Squilliam naked and ends up imagining him ripped and wearing boxer with hearts on them. then Squidward thinks to himself "oh no! he's HOT!"

is that kinda gay or is it just me that thinks that?

Answer 1

I think ol Squidward is asexual. He doesnt care for any sex and is just happy being by himself......why the hell would I know this as its a cartoon, but you did ask and I felt I needed to share my thoughts...thank you, yes Im a dork.

Answer 2

I think people are looking into gay stereotypes too much, and they're too concerned with the sexual orientation of others. ...and obviously cartoons.

I don't know about the spanking machine, but, not only gay men like to be spanked. Just saying. Anyway, I do know that the "imagining someone naked" thing is to simply make yourself think about them being embarrassed, and him seeing him as being ripped and stuff is because Squilliam was better than Squidward at everything, even at being hot.

Answer 3

Haha, you know. I once heard that the creator of Spongebob was offered a time-slot on Adult Swim on Cartoon Network. The already suggestive show could have become even raunchier. I don't doubt that Squidward is supposed to be gay. Maybe he is sexual-orientation frustrated :)

Answer 4

Squidward is not gay, it's a kids show for goodness sakes, no gay people on a kids show, why does everyone do this to Spongebob's show? Would you rather have them chasing after girls and kissing and stuff so little kids can be encouraged to do so?

Answer 5

1.
ok first, who do you think he is gay for?
and second, ya from those facts he does seem pretty gay.

2.
gay, also meanig HAPPY. so no, Squidward is not "gay."
and by the way, why would they make a gay SQUID on FAMILY TV??????

1.
i disagree, number 2, i believe that they made squidward as a source of entertainment for people who have noticed that he is gay... its like a little easter egg scene in some videos or games or whatever you were thinking of...
but no, he does not seem very happy in spongebob.

2.
actually yes, squidward is sorta like an easter egg, a surprise inside :). but, it is family TV we are talking about. Not some tinky wink contoversy.....

1.
you know they do have gay people or lesbians or transvestites on some family TV ok??? if squidward wants to be gay then let him b gay.
ya. thats all i have to say about that.
:)
2. One last thing..... HAPPY!!!!!!!

Answer 6

I always thought it was Spongebob that was gay but I guess Squidward can be gay too. He just seems like a cranky old guy who is obsessed with himself. That doesn't make him "gay" though.

Answer 7

Thank you I was thinking the same thing!

My son is obessed with Spongebob.. and I've could a few episodes where i'm thinking ..." Did they just say what I thought they said... That wasn't right".. Is it just me or they sneak some gross stuff in it?

Answer 8

Its a little kid t.v. show, I'm pretty sure there not implying that he's gay. I mean YES it does seem that way, but I mean I seriously highly doubt thats what the makers of Spongebob were trying to show. Don't jump to conclusions or assumptions as fast as you currently are.

Answer 9

I love that episode! I was answerd a question and used that "Oh no, he's hot!" phrase. I don't think he's gay though, remember when he said he had "good times" in "makeout reef"? Squidward is just too stuck up and preppy which make him look gay and fruty.

This is the question I answerd about Squidward.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071224104013AAFs7An&r=w&pa=AptqD2bwHTHf5.mOaaU1uNAl6bsfoNrSByIoN4Ehwo6VRg--&paid=voted

Answer 10

The people that created sponge bob were gay lol and they put gay innuendos all over the show. That's why it's so funny to watch with your kids because the kids don't get it and they think it's just a cartoon but you get it and laugh. If you ever watch it with kids you and they will be laughing at different times lol.