You put both contact lenses in the same eye. Love, honey
2007-12-29 16:07:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
when that gum you put in your mouth isn't gum...
2007-12-29 16:29:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
so do you need help putting your contact lenses on your eyes. cause I can help you with that. anything for the love of honey.
2007-12-29 19:37:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When you walk into the office and the boss says, "Don't take off your coat."
When you are about to enter the office and notice the yellow tape across the door.
When you wake up and there's a chalk outline around where you were lying.
When everyone you meet turns away and starts snickering.
When you see a cameraman standing in the middle of a giant footprint dancing and laughing like a man who knows he just won a major news award even though he's just pissed himself.
When you are arrested on suspicion of being an illegal alien and they take you to Area 51 instead of an INS detention center.
2007-12-29 18:18:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You roll out of bed and put both legs into the same pair of pants.... And then you realize they arnt even your pants, they are owned by the ugly guy sleeping naked next to you.... And then for the icing on the cake, there is a used condom on the floor.... Split in half.... Whoops!
Talk about a bad life ahead more like it...... lol...
xox
2007-12-29 18:03:43 · answer #4 · answered by Alleshiea 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a heavy rain suddenly pours down on a fine sunny day.
2007-12-29 17:08:37 · answer #5 · answered by Ken-Eros 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Or if you put on your wifes underpants, and don`t reaize it till you get to work.
2007-12-29 16:51:24 · answer #6 · answered by jms043 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can't find the clothes you wore home last night.
2007-12-29 16:13:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you forget what you did the night before
2007-12-30 06:51:19 · answer #8 · answered by bluebrancall 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when i see those stupid neighbour girls staring at me in morning before going to somewhere....
2007-12-29 19:29:10 · answer #9 · answered by harsh 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You cant find what you are looking for..
2007-12-29 20:40:30 · answer #10 · answered by Taha* 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋