does anybody have any funny stories about actual events they would like to share? im very bored and willing to read anything. my favorite story will get the best answer :)
2007-12-29 14:08:51 · 5 answers · asked by Jen 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Here is one of my many unfortunately funny/embarassing situations i seem to land in..... but its a good one.
So at work one day a few years ago I had to move a bunch of equipment. One of these being a rack-and-roll food holder. Its basically a holding cabinet to hold hot food in that is portable. Well this one was fairly heavy and I was the only one around to move it from. It was too big around to grab and as I said fairly heavy. So I decide to take my belt off and run it through the handles and belt it too my chest and grab underneath it and carry it on my back. Now this equipment was located at a center in my hometown where the ice skating rinks are located and open for public ice skating and lessons. So as I am walking like a freeekin turtle lugging this thing on my back I make it down the stairs and I am crossing the parking lot, which is full of parents dropping off their kids for skating. Well guess what happens. Yep, pants fall down. And it also happens to be "commando" day. So there I am waddling across a lot with this warmer on my back with my ummmm flag flying I will say. So everyone got a free show and I could only slightly trot to my vehicle get the thing off my back, pull up my jeans and just accept that that was crazy that that just happened. And of course, I embraced this "streak" of bad luck, and I took a bow and said next show tomorrow same time!! That was something....
2007-12-29 14:12:40 · answer #1 · answered by jeenious 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I had a humiliating experience. When I was 18 I got a job at J.C. Penny. Not being use to standing for 4 hours, on my break I went to the associates restroom. Sitting on the toilet and getting off my feet felt so good, and thinking I was entirely alone, I started moaning and groaning like some kind of crazed animal! I couldn't believe how good it felt to bend my legs and be off my aching feet. Suddenly, I heard a rustling noise, and then a toilet flush. I was so embarrassed, I couldn't come out. All I could see was a nice pair of shoes, which stayed at the sink for what seemed forever (I'm sure they couldn't wait to see what nut came out)! Finally I outlasted her and she left. I spent the next 4 hours in misery so afraid my shoes were gonna be recognized and I'd forever be gossiped about. Believe me I looked everywhere for the shoes I saw but black heels matched just about everyone. I still blush when I think of that to this day and that was a really long time ago!
2007-12-29 22:28:34 · answer #2 · answered by debijs 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
I have quite a few to share, but I'll just start you off with one. Then you decide from there.
WAAAAYYYYYY back in time, abouts 1977, I was a Mormon missionary in Italy. We knock on this one door and this man eagerly has us come in immediately. This was unusual as nobody wants missionaries in their house.
To continue, he takes us straight to the bathroom and (translated) says, "Okay, here you go." Now we are even more baffled and ask what's going on.
He then says, "Aren't you the plumbers?"
We confess, "Well, no."
He asks, "Who are you then?"
"We're missionaries of the Mormon church!"
"Madre di Dio," he replies as he slaps his own forehead.
He let us stay and talk anyway because he didn't want to be really rude and kick us out.
2007-12-29 22:21:44 · answer #3 · answered by Ultraviolet Oasis 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
one time when i was at my cousin's house we were playing smack down v.s raw on his xbox and he was always beating me until i finally pinned him down and won the match. i got up from the bed and started jumping up and down and as soon as i could remember the ceiling fan hit me right acroos my forhead and sent me flying down to the floor. i was humiliated infront of them. the next morning i woke up with a huge bruise.
2007-12-29 22:34:05 · answer #4 · answered by Mayra 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Yes..............This one time at band camp.......................
Sorry, just really bored too. No funny stories at the moment! I'll keep checking back though so I can read them too! Good Luck.
2007-12-29 22:13:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋