....say, $500 a year, that allowed you to slap 2 people in the face every month as long as you provided proof of the license at the time of the slapping, would you ever cheat when your monthly slaps were used up and the slapee questioned you about it, and say "No way, man, I got one slap left! I got one slap left!!"
2007-12-29 11:36:44 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I would corner the market by purchasing ALL the licenses..
THEN.... I'd tie up the Yamster spread-eagled on an English dart board... THEN.. I'd sell the licenses at a huge profit to those unfortunate BUK entities that have come before us...
THEN... I'd allow those poor souls to B-slap the Yamster until their arms grew to feel like rubber bands from all the slapping.
After all the licenses were used up, I'd donate the proceeds to the Johnsonville Center for Sausage and Bratwurst Rehabilitation, where pants are always optional and food and drink are to be worn, not consumed......
2007-12-30 14:57:02 · answer #1 · answered by I Can Count To Potato 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh, believe me. I'm not selling off my slaps. No way. I've got too many people to use them on. In fact, I have a hard time deciding who gets slapped each month. I think I may have to ask for an increase from just two allotted slaps to around four.
2016-04-02 00:55:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i would definitely want more than 2 slaps a month for five hundred dollars that much i need to have one slap a day. I wish I could slap a few of my customers at work.
2007-12-30 14:29:41 · answer #3 · answered by snail 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one! And while we're on the subject, what do ya think about this one?
Everyone starts out with totally white vehicles. Every time you do something stupid in traffic, you get shot at with a robot paintball machine, conveniently located every 500 feet along the main roads. They would be pre-programmed to detect all the stupid traffic tricks that we are all-too familiar with! And have 100% accuracy. If out of range of one, the next one would get the signal and nail ya. A different color for different infractions of traffic courtesy.
The cost of a "Paint Wash" would be the same as buying a new car.
I could keep going with this idea, really develop it in lots more detail, but whaddaya think? Could you imagine all the multi-colored cars driving around?
2007-12-30 04:38:35 · answer #4 · answered by Kentucky Dave 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Face Slapping .... No ! But an @rse Kicking license would be a totally different matter.
Especially if I had the power vested in me to make people bend over before receiving my "blessing" ! .
But 2 isn't nearly enough, how 'bout 5 ?.....How Much ?.
2007-12-30 06:08:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's nearly $21/slap if you use your full quota. Doesn't seem very good value to me cos I bet if I offered someone $10 to let me slap his face, he'd accept. Anyway, I'd prefer to give most people a good kick in the tush - how much is THAT licence going to cost me?
2007-12-29 12:09:42 · answer #6 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL I'll pay $1000 if you can make it a tail slapping license, especially if you can slap the tails of the ones that don't wear pants!! LOL
2007-12-29 16:28:18 · answer #7 · answered by Ginny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely and I'll use everyone of those slaps I'm given.
On second thought, I'd rather keep my $500 and slap people anyways.
2007-12-29 11:38:52 · answer #8 · answered by anonymous 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I WOULD SO BUY THAT!
If there was no way for them to know yea I'd slap every person that upset me and have people pay me 10 bucks to slap their enemies
2007-12-29 11:40:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd rather keep my money and slap without a license. Hey, you have to prove that I slapped you and that wouldn't be easy.
2007-12-29 14:56:44 · answer #10 · answered by Candy Cane 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋