So,you find yourself on a UFO with Elvis,Jimmy Hoffa,Big Foot,and an abducted hillbilly fisherman named Bubba?

Question

And there is a long and awkward silence. What do you do for an ice breaker?

Answer 1

I'd turn to Bubba and casually ask, "Were you catching anything?"

Answer 2

i would certainly try and see if big foot could talk, then ask hoffa what's been going on. also bubba could maybe give me some insight into how to get away. elvis, i don't know, i think he'd eventually break the ice by singing us the new song he'd probably just been working. what a blast. lol

Answer 3

Hillbilly footwear- Bernard Law Montgomery Gentry The Beverly Hillbillies- Flatt and Scruggs From Hillbilly Heaven to Honky Tonk Hell- George Jones Hillbilly Hollywood- Nitty Gritty airborne dirt and airborne dirt and dust Band bushy *** Hillbillies- Jerry Jeff Walker

Answer 4

I would probably accidentally fart before i could say anything. Then Hoffa would shoot Elvis, and Big Foot would eat Hoffa. Then the poison from my fart would kill Big Foot and then I would be trapped in a UFO

Answer 5

Ask Bubba some questions about fishin'!

Answer 6

Say in the loudest voice possible, " we gonna land soon? I gotta pee real bad!" If no one says anything, go ahead and go in the corner. that otta break the ice... if ur pee doesn't melt it...

If all else fails, begin to say somethin like " Did u see what brittney did today?" throw somethin in there about perez hilton too. add MJ to make it funny.

Answer 7

So will you guys pose for a picture with me? I wanna write about this in my blog and need some proof. Here ET you take the picture, use my camera phone.

Answer 8

I guess I would turn to Hoffa and say, "And all this time I thought you were part of Giants' Stadium."

Answer 9

so Elvis, you bring any banana and peanut butter sandwiches? I got a hankering for some snacks

Answer 10

Id offer them some orange juice